Some posters can be pretty creative! Here is a funny one by
Jannifl on the
Housing Bubble Blog
A Grim Fairy Tale:
One day little piggy decided that he wanted a new car so he went to the wolf and said, "Wolfy, I want a brand new car, but I don't have the money to pay for it." The wolf said, "Little pig, you deserve a new car because you are a smart pig and luckily the straw house you built can now exactly pay for that car with its equity. I can refinance your loan with a lower interest rate and your house payments will be even lower, its like getting a free car of your choice."
Little piggy was very happy and went out and picked out a car he would never have been able to pay for otherwise. He was only mildly disturbed by the fact that when he pulled up to the stop lights all the other little piggy's had new cars also. This worked so well that little piggy bought a lot of other things as well.
Little piggy was very pleased with his new found success and all the things he had acquired and he decided that a bigger straw house that befits a pig of his stature was in order. So he went back to the wolf and said, "Wolf, all the other little pigs I know have new straw houses and I want one too. Wolf said, "My you are a smart little pig, because sight unseen I have figured your straw house is worth enough to give you the financial standing to buy the new house you want."
Little piggy was very happy and went out and put a contract on a home he would never have been able to buy otherwise. He was only mildly disturbed by the fact that all the other little pigs were doing the same thing and he was outbid on the house he really wanted. So he put his old house up for sale, and it did not sell. He was not just a little mildly disturbed that all the other pigs were doing the same thing, in fact he was outraged.
Finally along comes chicken little, at last a real potential buyer. Chicken little said she liked piggy's house, but that at his price there was no way she could afford piggy's house and a car to drive.
Piggy was exasperated that chicken little could be so stupid about financial matters, so he took the time to explain to her that if she just bought a house she could be successful like him and get a lot of free stuff. Chicken little was skeptical, because she had been hit in the head once before by someone else's nut and knocked unconscious.
So she said, "No deal piggy". Piggy waited and waited and got more and more frantic. The wolf had called and was huffing and puffing about how time was running out and he needed to sell his little straw house soon. So he called chicken little on the phone and said, "O.K. chicken little, I will give you my new car if you buy the house".
Chicken little thought about it and decided that did not like the kind of car that piggy and all the other pigs were driving, and if she was going to pay all that money she wanted to pick out her own car. So she told piggy that she wanted him to lower the price on his house. Piggy did not want to do this, because then he would have to pay for his car with his income and he could not afford to do that.
The wolf called and said he would huff and puff and blow down both of his straw houses down he did not find a buyer soon. Piggy is now worried that now he may end up without a house at all. He is also trying to figure out how he will be able to make the payments on his car and afford rent also.
Meanwhile chicken little has been hanging out in the chicken coop co-op, the wolf has been knocking, but no one is answering the door.
The end
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And now from A Grim Fairy Tale to the Grim Reality:
LA Times: Housing Party Collapses
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