
I've figured it out.
Okay, since nobody wants to climb, lets let gravity do
all the work.
Think Cirque du Soleil trapeze high-wire act.
Imagine a queue line at the bottom of the pole. First person has to get up by some conventional method. Now, the only thing is, in order for the system to work, someone must be waiting to go up next.
Only the first person has to climb (be hoisted, whatever) to the top. For the first 300 or so feet of his drop, imagine a tether connected to him which pulls up the next person in queue up as his weight drops (usnig pulleys or some shit). After x amount of feet, the tether disconnects- x being the distance required to pull the next passenger up to the top.
Next guy tethers up, jumps aboard... etc.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Now imagine the entire setup has two channels (upstream and downstream). So we can really get some circularity. And safety nets.
BTW, I have some experience in ziplines. The common failure point was always the line/vehicle interface. When I was a kid we'd tie rope from the second story deck to the fence and ride down holding onto a piece of PVC pipe. Eventually the rop would burn through the pipe.
Fast forward to college, with steel-braided line and harness to ball-bearing pulley. Man that thing was super fast. I think it took about 150 continuous runs over one drunken party before the pulley heated up enough to cause bearing failure.
Mag-lev line? Then the problem is air braking. How do you STOP? Hit a huge air pillow downstream and tumble down an aircraft-style escape chute?
I would definitely pay a $1 for this kind of fun.