" ... But this is not about my fervent belief that the commodities markets are rigged and crooked, but about investing in owning oil directly, and how this is, apparently, a bad idea, as I gather when I, an ordinary, law-abiding citizen, go down to City Hall to get the zoning variances and permits necessary to erect an oil storage facility in my backyard, they treat me like I am crazy!
"But, I cleverly counter, "If I am really crazy, then I am handicapped, right? And if I am handicapped, then why I can't I park in the handicapped-only parking spaces? So screw you, bozo! Give me my oil storage facility!" So, we go back and forth like this for awhile, and I end up yelling, "Look at the dollar, you low-life blockheads! The price of oil is going to climb and climb as the dollar falls and falls in purchasing power, because the government is deficit-spending, and the Federal Reserve is creating the necessary excesses of money and credit to finance that increasing debt, which is the very damned, damned, damned definition of monetary inflation, you halfwit municipal turkeys! All this monetary inflation means that a resultant roaring price inflation is guaranteed, which can be actually defined as a yet weaker dollar, and so oil will go up and up and up in price! Up, jerks! Up!"
"Inspired, I gracefully bound atop a chair, and with a theatrical flourish, I shout out "NOW who's crazy when he wants to build an oil storage facility in his backyard, you dim-bulb public employee trash? Or do you want me to jump over this stupid little counter of yours and give you a little Outraged Mogambo Citizen (OMC) to further convince you?" which was, apparently, the wrong thing to say, as I did NOT get my zoning variance or the permits. And they made me clean my footprints off of the seat of the chair, too ..."
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