by rwwff » Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:11:14
Soccer mom in Houston wakes up one morning to take her kids to school in her new Lexus SUV... Driving down Shepherd accross the Buffalo Bayou bridge, the son looks out the window.
"Mom... why's the bayou almost touching the bridge?"
"Don't worry bubba, its probably just a water main broken somewhere."
Queu 1: Sinking feeling in the gut.
Queu 2: Brief moment of terror or panic, as appropriate.
pause briefly to allow fermentation to begin
Queu 3: McMuffin no longer in stomach... now on purse. hmmmmmm.
"Mom... why did you just throw up, are you ok."
"Bubba, we're going to grandpa's house today. Hold on."
abundance fleeting
men falling like hungry leaves
decay masters all