THE Greenland Thread (merged)

by **lorenzo** » Mon 30 May 2005, 16:58:41

Greenland is part of the EU, hands off, yankee!
Lol, I just had a look at a US Geological Service map showing global oil fields and reserves. They divide the world into regions, on geological grounds. Of course, they put Greenland under "North America". The Americans will begin their "Greenland belong Texas" propaganda really soon.

Let's state the obvious, simply for the record: Greenland is, has been, and always will be part of the EU. So hands off, America, no matter how much oil there is along the Eastern Greenland seaboard. You will NEVER touch it! Yankee Go Home!! Keep your hands off of our ice-sheet!!! Go fight some Canadians or invade Burkina Fasso or some other empty defenseless desert sandpit, but stay away from our thing up there. It's ours!

[We need preemptive propaganda more than ever now. Yankee: putting Walmarts on Antarctica first will not make it yours.]

by **ArimoDave** » Mon 30 May 2005, 17:33:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ')Yankee: putting Walmarts on Antarctica first will not make it yours.

by **Tyler_JC** » Mon 30 May 2005, 17:34:06

Operation Irritating Lorenzo (O.I.L.) over Europe's territorial claims has begun... :-D

Does anyone actually live in Greenland? And perhaps more importantly, how much oil are we talking about?

by **lorenzo** » Mon 30 May 2005, 17:54:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'O')peration Irritating Lorenzo (O.I.L.) over Europe's territorial claims has begun... :-D

Does anyone actually live in Greenland? And perhaps more importantly, how much oil are we talking about?

by **lorenzo** » Mon 30 May 2005, 17:56:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ArimoDave', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ')Yankee: putting Walmarts on Antarctica first will not make it yours.]

by **ArimoDave** » Mon 30 May 2005, 18:04:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he question then becomes: can you put anything at all on Antarctica, that would not make it part of China?

by **Jack** » Mon 30 May 2005, 18:43:34

Don't try to deny that Greenland has numerous thick walled structures.

The reason for these is obvious - they are attempting to conceal their WMD program. Since they've been building these for years, it's likely that they will have functional nuclear devices in a matter of months if not weeks.

It is imperative that we bring freedom to the people of Greenland.

by **Wildwell** » Mon 30 May 2005, 19:19:40

Is anything not part of the EU now? Not even sure how Turkey could be considered part of the EU, it's an Islamic country in the Middle East, and this is going to in the same 'nation' as Dublin, Madrid, Edinburgh, Berlin, Oslo, Rome....Weird.

by **EddieB** » Mon 30 May 2005, 19:39:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he reason for these is obvious - they are attempting to conceal their WMD program. Since they've been building these for years, it's likely that they will have functional nuclear devices in a matter of months if not weeks.

by **DomusAlbion** » Mon 30 May 2005, 20:15:56

It's actually in the Western Hemisphere and according to the Monroe Doctrine that makes it ours.

Would you really want to go to war with the US over Greenland?

And conversely would the US want to go to war with Denmark over Greenland?

You're being silly again, Lorenza.

by **RdSnt** » Mon 30 May 2005, 20:36:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lorenzo', '
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A few hundred thousand people live in Greenland. So you should have no remorse when slaughtering them.

by **Tyler_JC** » Mon 30 May 2005, 21:00:54

I think an American marine with an M-16 would take out a viking with a battle axe and we haven't had weapons inspectors in Greenland for years. Who knows what those crazy Danes are up to! Greenland is closer to Canada than either Europe or the United States. I say we let the Canadian Anglo-Saxon Protestants take control of Greenland's oil.

Besides, Denmark is a small country without a large navy. It would be rather difficult for them to stop us from building an oil rig or two in the Artic Ocean.

It appears as though operation Counter Overtones of anti-American Leanings (C.O.A.L.) will continue according to plan.

PS. This is a fun game :lol:

, we should continue it...

by **b0nez** » Mon 30 May 2005, 21:58:22

We are getting way ahead of ourselves.First we have to put a dictator in place,starve the population,then we come rollin in to free greenland,of course to be paid for with their oil reseves.Freedom aint cheap ya know.

Headline:Osama bin laden found in greenland being protected by their goverment,refuse to turn him over.(I think this one is reserved for chavez tho.)

BOOM!!!!

by **Trab** » Mon 30 May 2005, 22:07:50

As a protectorate of Denmark, I would guess that Greenland is chock full of more of those crazy protestants that Lorenzo is constantly trying to eradicate.

Any scenario that has narrow-minded book-keepers murdering each other would be high on his list, I think. In fact, it would probably make losing that oil worth it....

by **seldom_seen** » Mon 30 May 2005, 22:30:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lorenzo', 'L')et's state the obvious, simply for the record: Greenland is, has been, and always will be part of the EU.

by **brentmeister** » Mon 30 May 2005, 23:04:12

I knew it.

by **turtleT** » Tue 31 May 2005, 00:34:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '
')Is anything not part of the EU now?

by **lorenzo** » Tue 31 May 2005, 08:55:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('DomusAlbion', 'I')t's actually in the Western Hemisphere and according to the Monroe Doctrine that makes it ours.

Would you really want to go to war with the US over Greenland?

And conversely would the US want to go to war with Denmark over Greenland?

You're being silly again, Lorenza.

by **EddieB** » Tue 31 May 2005, 10:27:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ') :lol:

So, even though it will not come to an all out war, serious troubles over Greenland's oilfields may well arise.
:lol:

by **katkinkate** » Wed 01 Jun 2005, 05:13:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '.')...Besides, Denmark is a small country without a large navy. It would be rather difficult for them to stop us from building an oil rig or two in the Artic Ocean....

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