What will your last post be?

by **SeasonOfPain** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 02:03:03

"Do the PeakOil.com forums have a snail mail address? They're turning off my electr--"

by **dissimulo** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 02:52:24

Did anyone else read the article in the paper about the guy who was arrested for that string of home invasions in Texas? The description sounded a lot like Aaron...

by **Free** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 04:00:50

Ha, did you guys read the latest USGS report? They now date PO even further back, to 2150!! Ridiculous! I think ASPO is much more correct that PO is imminent, I guess the latest in 2055, damn that leaves us only 5 years to prepare, maximum!

God this upsets me so much, I feel weird, damn, that crappy Chinese pacemaker, ahaölsq43t8 h3apüasdlögnj ööas öa öaln f

by **rogerhb** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 05:41:25

Hey, Aaron, we're still getting that MySQL debug dump.

by **strider3700** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 11:42:12

" It's getting colder here this week, That should help to get those bloody looters off the streets and let me get some rest.

The wife seems to be slowly getting over her infection. We're almost out of medicine and I'm not sure what else to give her. Why the hell didn't I buy that book on medicinal herbs. Anyone able to show me a picture of something that may help?

My firewood supply is looking good but if this weather doesn't settle down I'm not certain it will stretch all the way to spring. Time to get out another sweater I guess.

The food preps are starting to scare me, there just wasn't enough to be worth canning. I knew I should have just shot those guys I caught in the garden. Everyone complained about those beetles eating everything but they're kinda tasty when you're getting real hungry.

At least the water supply has worked out, I'm not to sure what I'm going to do when the septic is full though.

Anyways the news is reporting an incoming snow storm, Nothing too serious but without the plows running we should be snowed in for a week at least. The power company says they have teams prepaired and will be starting any needed repairs in the major centers at first. This isn't a major center so I may be offline for a week or so until they get out here. The news also says they've had their fuel rationed a little more though so maybe it'll take a few weeks.

I'll let you know how it goes"

by **PrairieMule** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:43:35

LAST POST OF THE PRAIRIEMULE: June 6,2009

Well this will be my last post for a while as I will be headed to jail. Apparently the law looks down to people who loose their cool and verbally abuse or make inferred threats to AOL Customer Retention Associates when cancelling a AOL account. All I wanted to do was cancel my AOL account but they just kept telling me about DSL offers to their valued customers. Anyways if my life has no other purpose, let it be to warn others of my folly when they cancel their America Online account.

I wonder how many cigarettes it will cost me to get internet access in Huntsville?

by **SoothSayer** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:56:00

"Rosebud ..."

by **Tyler_JC** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:59:38

Sorry guys. I just got my acceptance letter from Penn.

OR

Sorry guys. I finally got a real job. :razz:

OR

Sorry guys. She said "I do".

OR

Sorry guys. The wife wants me to spend more times with the kids.

OR

Sorry guys. They are almost over the wall. I have to get out of here. If you hear from GNM, tell him I'm on my way over there and if possible, I'll be bringing reinforcements. If I get captured, don't waste resources on a rescue. The Movement is more important than just one man.

by **holmes** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 15:01:15

I just shot some mother fucker that was trying to break into my storage shed. Theres more.. need back up...

by **SoothSayer** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 16:11:36

It's OK dear, it's just Army trucks passing by.

Come and look out of the window - you can see their proper uniforms and official M16s and everything. We'll be alri..........

by **gnm** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 16:29:41

Sorry guys, the squatters camps outside whats left of the city finally lit up the whole forest, the fires are getting closer and the riots are spreading so we're headed east, if you hear from Tyler_JC tell him we're on our way over with holmes and some of the others...

-G

by **Omnitir** » Tue 11 Jul 2006, 23:08:21

I’ve just moved into my home on the asteroid station orbiting Jupiter and we are beginning mining operations. Unfortunately the time delay in communications with Earth makes browsing Earth based web sites slow and painful, so I’m going to stick to the outer solar system web.

Goodbye, and keep enjoying your arguments that oil is about to peek!

Live long and prosper.

:-D

by **Liamj** » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 01:51:46

Last post? "Picket your Representative today! Stop the internet going every-user-pays or its byebye open media..."

by **MacG** » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 02:59:54

"You know, this Over Unity Tesla Machine actually WORKS! NIST have been here the entire month and confirmed it. Will be published tomorrow in J. Phys."

by **SoothSayer** » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 05:05:33

Hey team, just to let you know I have built a REALLY good defence gadget.

I have made my own Claymore mine, complete with trip wires and body heat sensor.

My wife is a bit scared of it, but she as usual underestimates my construction skills.

However she is a bit happier now that I have assured her that it is all perfectly saf ...

by **Omnitir** » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 05:16:26

This is my last post, because my pseudo-military homestead leader has ordered me to take my suicide pill for asking why civilisation outside of the homestead has still not come crashing down. I’m gladly going to take the suicide pill though, because I believe that my death will benefit the greater community.

I am so happy that my fellow doomsday cultists are brainwashed into only thinking negative thoughts and are not allowed to consider outside perspectives. My pseudo-military leader told me that if we are good and do everything he says without question, then we meek shall inherit the Earth. Too bad he’ll be in charge and I’ll be dead. Goodee.

by **SoothSayer** » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 07:35:44

There's a friendly looking guy in the front yard.

He would like a glass of water for himself and his motorbike friends.

I'll just get a jug and some glasses from the kitchen ... back in a moment ...

by **Spartan2** » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 07:56:32

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Omnitir', 'I')’ve just moved into my home on the asteroid station orbiting Jupiter

by **SoothSayer** » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 09:07:24

The TV news is making a big deal about the clouds of smog coming from China.

Aparrently a huge storm over there has lifted several years worth of soot and coal dust into the atmosphere.

The clouds should be coming our way soon, but the Government says that they aren't dangerous or toxic, so we don't need to panic.

Just a second - my wife says she can see the clouds ... wow, horizon to horizon and very dark black ... they are even blocking out the sun.

I really should video this to show the kids when they are older (they are still only toddlers).

Back in a few minutes ...

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