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Re: What will your last post be?

Unread postby Anthrobus » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 09:58:31

wow guys, switch on your TV sets; They just shot this Klaatu guy from the flying saucer which had landed in Washington. The vice president says, their space technology will now legally be ours and turned down critics by stating that the planned space colonisation by the US via its contractors is not negotiable.

Wait! There is some sort of robot coming out, he's picking up the corpse ...
The mouse, i`ve been sure for years, limps home from the site of the burning ferris wheel with a brand new, airtight plan for killing the cat.

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Re: What will your last post be?

Unread postby Atlantean_Relic » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 12:17:29

Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light? No?! Well, here he comes and he's brought the band with him.
Was a long and dark December
When the banks became cathedrals
And the fog
Became God
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Re: What will your last post be?

Unread postby SoothSayer » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 12:33:16

The wife and kids died 3 months back - some horrible flu-like infection.

I haven't seen the neighbours since then either.

To be honest there is so much shooting in the area area day & night I'm not keen on leaving this cellar.

At least I have plenty of fresh water ... although I'll have to start using the canned corned beef tonight.

Not keen on beef, but I'll survive I suppose.

I'll use up the dented cans first, and keep the OK cans for later.
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Re: What will your last post be?

Unread postby SoothSayer » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 12:42:33

The TV said that Global Warming won't start for decades ... nevertheless it's yet another very hot, dry day.

My vegetable patch has died despite my best efforts.

Just as well I'm a bit overweight - a diet will do me good ... although I'll need to find some more water from somewhere quite soon.

I'm fairly sure it will all be OK ... no way can we have a real drought here in foggy, wet England!

It'll rain soon I'm sure.
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Re: What will your last post be?

Unread postby SoothSayer » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 12:50:57

Shite, the things jammed!

Can someone tell me how to get a jammed case out of an SKS?

Please be quic ...
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Re: What will your last post be?

Unread postby Omnitir » Wed 12 Jul 2006, 23:35:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Spartan2', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Omnitir', 'I')’ve just moved into my home on the asteroid station orbiting Jupiter


8O

wow... Living on an asteroid must be fun. Do you have Disneyland up there?

It’s great fun living here, but no Disneyland as there’s no commercialism up here (the A.I. overseer gives us everything we want). We do have plenty of zero-g games and sports though, and then there is jacking our minds into the computer which entertains us for days on end. The only thing that sucks about living here is waiting an hour for Earth-based web pages to load. :-x

Well I’m off to surf Jupiter’s atmosphere. Cya!
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Re: What will your last post be?

Unread postby Novus » Thu 13 Jul 2006, 00:03:57

Breaking News: DEFCON-0

President orders the launch of nukeclear missiles.........
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