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BUT THERE ARE TONS OF OIL!

Unread postby grabby » Wed 17 May 2006, 12:59:01

I thought I would start a thread that explains to people who have heard how almost limitless oil and coal are still underground. It is hard for them to understand any kind of shortage with these documenting cornucopians printing into polular mechanics and readers digest.
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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cornucopian guy', 'i')t's obvious that there's loads of oil.
peak oil has pretty much benn proved a no no. Kunstler and Simmons no longer hold any sway. The former seen as the peak oil Richard Hoagland and the latter working for the neocons -!
Yes there is loads of oil in Suadi Arabia, Iraq, Iran, Nigeria, Venezuala et al. There just ain't much in the UK, US, Sweden and Europe (Is Sweden still not in Europe economically?) - so we have to look to other fuels as these countries may get nukes and have all this power so I think the west/Bush/Blair created the peak oil myth in much the same way as UFO's were 'created' to confuse and to hide their own projects.

The west realises it needs to get off oil because of where it is and is beginning to do so and high prices and a peak oil mind will lead to conservation in their own countries whilst the changeover takes place.


Anyone that wants to help with ideas could they post here?

Let me take the position of a cornucopian to show you as an example what they are doing:
STAGE: FUTURE. Country. OZ. Reality: NOT. Jsut a play for a movie, ok? No one in our country would ever act like this no way!

Hi Friend! I would just like to say one thing to you that will change your life forever.
THERE ARE MILLIONS OF TONS OF FREE GOLD!
The price is being manipulated!
The ocean has millions of tons of gold dissolved in it, and we can never run out! Gold should cost 10 dollars an ounces; No, a pound; NO a TON!, there is no shortage of supply!
Just go to the ocean and get out as much as you WANT!
EVERYONE should have 20 or 30 pounds of gold for FREE there is so much disolved in the ocean it is unbelieveble!

We could make a Genetic modified franken bancteria that poops gold then turn it loose and see what happens to the ecology! Or use PROVEN Resins that suck the gold right out of the water, or pure filters, or just distill it off to form a residue by sunshine and take the dust and process it with Cyanide solutions wich will remove all metals and we're home free!
FREE GOLD just think about that!
Gold is FREE, all we would have to do is drive around and collect the golden eggs on the shore!

What do you say to people like this?
it is true, there is enough gold in the ocean to drop the price to the price of copper.

Now let me act like the cornuccopians!

ahem

With so much GOLD now available, we can make wires out of gold that wont corrode! our energy system will save BILLIONS. we could coat cars with it so we dont have to paint! There are many things that free gold will do for humanity, so it is just WRONG not to agree with us. That shows you are angry doomers wanting the price of Gold to stay high!
Don't you know the poor could have free gold teeth? Many have cavities! and in the medical world Gold is one of the few metals that doesnt react with the immune system, SO WHY DON'T YOU WANT FREE GOLD? What is the matter with you?

we could dip car frames in it and they will never RUST
the WORLD WILL CHANGE if we just go down and get out the gold from the ocean!
what are we waiting for!
Lets pass laws that we HAVE TO GET A MILLION TONS OF gold FROM THE OCEAN EACH YEAR!
can it be DONE?
YES!
there is a lab that is extracting gold from seawater even as we speak!

It is WRONG not to start removing it from the ocean.

Could it be that we are not removing it because is that there is a conspiracy and THEY KNOW IT?
THEY don't want the price to DROP!

It will be a NEW WORLD SOON!
Lets get up and CLAIM IT!
YEAH!

(Do I sound like a cornucopian now?)

Response:
HELLO:
I am working for a small lab called Pacific Gold-from-ocean and I would just like to say we have made HUGE DISCOVERIRES in the last week, and soon gold will be a dime a pound! If you want a good investment, getting in on the bottom floor, send me nmoney NOW!

Or please call your congress man and insist they fund us, so we can book the MAui surf and hold 3 week meetings on the government's dime so we can relax and discuss what the world will be like once we have all this gold!
This is important, call now!
Remember it is your right and your gold they are taking away! Act now!
This new gold extraction technology we are soon to invent will save the world today!
And for our next trick we will extract oil out of oil shale CHEAP without burning millions of tons of free natural gas. Call me, we need some investors TODAY! We need some cash, but we have lots of gold which you can soon share in!!
And in closing, I would just like to say how much I appreciate these geniuses here who support gold from sea water extraction!
These few brillian visionaries have finally realized that we can get gold from seawater, I mean I highly respect them! They are the Einsteins of the world and will save us all! I should contact popular seance today and publish!
This new soon to be discovered breakthrough information must get out, so we can get funding and discover this breakthrough, whatever it will be, but it is certain in coming because technology always saves us.

I have nothing against the stodgy people who refuse to try to remove ocean gold but I would just like to say "You are doomers, and you do not like to help people obviously, always wanting to cause trouble. We should not be suffering with expensive gold, we should pass a law against people like you who don't agree with us. You scare the population. We know gold-from-the-ocean is a proven technology, we can get gold from the ocean and those who are hindering us may be even tarorist even since they don't want to help our country our way, so, since we just THINK you COULD be, we'll just start watching you. we'll klnow you better than you know yourself, and soon, when we need to, we'll just click-off your bank account and you'll disappear. We need to convince the people to get their free gold, and if you cause conflict , we will not be able to fund all these large corporation gifts and I may not keep my position, this is very important.
I believe We may have to make some rules for this internet, You know how much money we spend just hiring people to sit on all your contrary web sites trying to counteract your anti-gold sentiments? There oughta be a law against Non-team players. Yeah thats a good idea. Remind me to contact the boys tonight at the pokler game.
Leds move on to the new world, why don't you join us? Don't you know you are either with us or against us? THERE IS A LOT OF MONEY INVOLVED HERE! WHY DON'T YOU WANT SOME OF IT?
Ahem...

WHY DONT YOU WANT EVERYONE NOT TO HAVE FREE GOLD?

DO YOU KNOW GOLD IS 700 an ounce today? It should be a dollar a pound! SOMEONE is ripping us off! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PROFIT THE GOLDMINES ARE MAKING TODAY?
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT! We need to show these gold people a thing or too, lets have a peace march and march to the ocean with our 9 volt battery gold removing kits and remove a few tons of Gold! That will show them! Lets do it! Today! Yeah!
that is all.

P.S. please send money soonest.
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Re: BUT THERE ARE TONS OF OIL!

Unread postby jdumars » Wed 17 May 2006, 18:01:18

Grabby, you consistently crack me up...

I've found one of the best ways to argue with the various skeptics is to adopt their argument and then take it to a terminus where it becomes incoherent.

For example, with the abiotic folks, you draw the argument toward the fact that human consumption is outpacing even abiotic replenishment, hence the peak in US production, North Sea, etc. "I wish those little guys pooped faster..."
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Re: BUT THERE ARE TONS OF OIL!

Unread postby Texas_T » Wed 17 May 2006, 18:47:28

I might add, too that the general public is under the impression that land, especially land in areas with moderate nice sunny year round climate...land suitable for development...nice beachfront land...is in short supply and thus very pricey....

Well, it is pricey now, but we have hardly even explored the earth's surface....did you know that there a numerouse additional whole CONTNENTS out there, that we have not discovered or mapped yet? There are whole CONTINENTS of prime beachfront property, several of them just off the coast of California....we just need to EXPLORE more, find them and map them, add them to the map of the globe, and then start development of all of this prime property that is just SITTING THERE...waiting to be discovered...
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Re: BUT THERE ARE TONS OF OIL!

Unread postby ThunderChunky » Wed 17 May 2006, 23:36:35

I can actually imagine getting that free gold spiel in an email or something...hahah good job.

except this quote: $this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')e could make a Genetic modified franken bancteria that poops gold then turn it loose and see what happens to the ecology!


It's just a bad analogy and implies that GM organisms are bad for ecology.
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