by PrairieMule » Tue 18 Apr 2006, 14:42:47
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', 'I') found myself really bored one night and jaunted off on a search for nude pix or videos of Chloe. Yeah, that Chloe. I found none. She's just so....so....mousey. It's intoxicating. (OK, now I'm stealing lines from Seinfeld).
Well I'm married but I'll pass on a observation for you young bucks. I think the first episode of this season answered that with Chloe it's not a matter of "If" but with "Whom".
Also she was pretty clingy of Chase's baby last season so fair warning fellas-the clock is ticking. I'll bet this was Edgar's last thought as he was choking on the syntox gas as he realized the answer of the "Not if but Whom" question. Only then does he realize that successful fertilization and his name on the title to a 3 bed 2 bath 2 car garage house in Redondo Hills was the key to his sexual release that has been building between those two for the last 4 seasons..
Anyways, the oil. I can't believe they blew up the fuel truck!!! I understand they have carte blance on property damage but with a national emergency and gas at $3 a gallon how could you? Come on Jack! Check your fire!!!
If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.