by TommyJefferson » Mon 13 Feb 2006, 16:01:59
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Laughs_Last', 'T')he federal government is 80% monkey-on-my-back.
But you aren't the typical voter. The American people are getting from their government exactly what they want.
Suppose I am a retired 66 year-old American suburban voter.
Department of Agriculture give me cheap corn flakes and bananas.
Department of Commerce keeps my cheap consumer crap flowing from China and makes my broker behave.
Department of Defense is making my mid-east petroleum reserves safe from Russians and Chinese.
Department of Education figures out ways to keep all those illegal immigrant children off the streets for most of the day.
Department of Energy ? Don't know.
Department of Health and Human Services - get rid of this one.
Department of Homeland Security makes me feel safe from Osama types.
Department of Housing and Urban Development pays the rent on the rental properties I own.
Department of the Interior keeps up the parks I enjoy visiting in my RV.
Department of Justice keeps the mafia out of my pocket and locks up druggies I guess.
Department of Labor starts just enough lawsuits to keep the negros from rioting.
Department of Transportation; gotta have roads for my RV and Buick.
Department of the Treasury collects money to pay my SS check, medicare, the rest of my federal services.
Department of Veterans Affairs keeps the used-up soldiers from rioting.
Corps of Engineers—Civil Works makes new lakes for my bass boat.
Environmental Protection Agency makes me feel good.
National Aeronautics and Space Administration makes me proud to be and Amurkin.
National Science Foundation makes possible those Discovery Channel documentries I like.
Small Business Administration gave my son-in-law a sweet loan.
Social Security Administration transfers wealth from everyone else's pocket to mine. What's not to like?
Americans have exactly the government they want. Politicians are highly responsive to voters. The current State of our Nation is incontrovertable testament to that fact.