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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 21:28:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'S')BC, this silver-tongued sophisticated European may seem like a good idea, but I'm advising you to stay away. And sure, he's witty and funny, but you'll die laughing and then be glad you did. Your pal, PMS


hmmm, sounds like jealousy to me. :o :lol:
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 21:37:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'S')BC, this silver-tongued sophisticated European may seem like a good idea, but I'm advising you to stay away. And sure, he's witty and funny, but you'll die laughing and then be glad you did. Your pal, PMS


hmmm, sounds like jealousy to me. :o :lol:
Jealous? of some sophisticated, witty, urbane, smooth-talking lady killer like him? Well, I tell you it's just a game to him. You'd just be another feather in his cap, another notch on his pistol handle, another cat-in-the-bag. He doesn't really care about you like I do! He'd only use you and drop you like yesterday's news. Don't fall for his lies. That romantic stuff about deworming and piggy style is just a ruse, it doesn't mean a thing!
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 21:46:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'S')BC, this silver-tongued sophisticated European may seem like a good idea, but I'm advising you to stay away. And sure, he's witty and funny, but you'll die laughing and then be glad you did. Your pal, PMS


hmmm, sounds like jealousy to me. :o :lol:
Jealous? of some sophisticated, witty, urbane, smooth-talking lady killer like him? Well, I tell you it's just a game to him. You'd just be another feather in his cap, another notch on his pistol handle, another cat-in-the-bag. He doesn't really care about you like I do! He'd only use you and drop you like yesterday's news. Don't fall for his lies. That romantic stuff about deworming and piggy style is just a ruse, it doesn't mean a thing!


OK! Time Out!

Is this irony?

You must understand that due to my mental handicap, I don't understand irony.

See people! Now he makes fun of disabled people as well!

Where will this thread end...?
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 21:52:14

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hmmm, sounds like jealousy to me. :o :lol: ]Jealous? of some sophisticated, witty, urbane, smooth-talking lady killer like him? Well, I tell you it's just a game to him. You'd just be another feather in his cap, another notch on his pistol handle, another cat-in-the-bag. He doesn't really care about you like I do! He'd only use you and drop you like yesterday's news. Don't fall for his lies. That romantic stuff about deworming and piggy style is just a ruse, it doesn't mean a thing!


I think you are just saying that so you can use and abuse me again PMS. You leave my heart in tatters and then stop me just as I am on the verge of finding true love!! you are so cruel!!
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:03:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
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So it's a done deal then.

Welcome to Germany!


two things...

stamina and speed are great, but it don't impress me much, cuz I have known a few guys who were pretty smart, but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night...you know what I am saying?

and second...when do I get my swastika?


Well I don't know much about anything but I guess we could always go piggy style if it gets too cold.

You get the swastika from me when I get the assault rifle from you. A fair trade in the name of the German-American friendship I'd say...
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:04:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Is this irony?

You must understand that due to my mental handicap, I don't understand irony.

See people! Now he makes fun of disabled people as well!
Sometimes when I cover English classes in my substitute teacher job the issue of irony comes up. I ask the kids, what is irony? They usually say 'sarcasm'. I say close, but there's a big difference. Both irony and sarcasm involve saying things 'tongue-in-cheek', i.e. you don't mean exactly what you say and in fact mean the opposite. However, sarcasm denotes intent to hurt feelings while irony is more general and can be done in fun. Yes, this is irony, but it's in fun. Schweinshaxe, your posts are hilarious and I always look forward to reading them.
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:35:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Is this irony?

You must understand that due to my mental handicap, I don't understand irony.

See people! Now he makes fun of disabled people as well!
Sometimes when I cover English classes in my substitute teacher job the issue of irony comes up. I ask the kids, what is irony? They usually say 'sarcasm'. I say close, but there's a big difference. Both irony and sarcasm involve saying things 'tongue-in-cheek', i.e. you don't mean exactly what you say and in fact mean the opposite. However, sarcasm denotes intent to hurt feelings while irony is more general and can be done in fun. Yes, this is irony, but it's in fun. Schweinshaxe, your posts are hilarious and I always look forward to reading them.


OK. I was born almost perfect. Born into royalty, chosen by God. But God also gave me a weakness. One fucking weakness!

I don't get irony. So there you have it people. I don't get irony. Feels good though finally getting out of the closet.

Before you judge me I'd like to say the following:

I've always tried to do what's expected from a man in my position. I've always tried to do the right thing. I've now finally found a woman who's prepared to go piggy style and I think I finally deserve happiness.

If you now find it necessary to take away everything from me, everything that I have looked for all my life, so be it. But I ask from you that the one without errors, without sin casts the first stone.

I now leave it to the good people here at PO.com to judge me.
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:40:42

oh great, sure, now I loose both men...to each other!

Get a room guys...or I may need to stab my eyes out with knitting needles.
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:44:59

Just one little question: what's piggy style? I see in the animated kama sutra all kinds of ways to "do it": elephant style, dog style, knee-elbow style, and there's mare, tigress, bamboo, and many exotic styles, but no piggie. Is that a German invention? Swedish?
http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/nektar/kma/contents61.htm (graphic sexual animation advisory)
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:46:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'o')h great, sure, now I loose both men...to each other!

Get a room guys...or I may need to stab my eyes out with knitting needles.
Don't stab your eyes out, dear, please. Better to use them for the kama sutra animated sex site! :-D
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:49:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'J')ust one little question: what's piggy style?


I'll tell you when you get older, sonny...
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 24 Jan 2006, 23:03:21

It's kinda funny, and it's kinda sad, really. I make just one little post in which I drop the ironic games and say something nice and it goes over like this:

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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby leal » Wed 25 Jan 2006, 18:15:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', ' ')
Deworming will take place during that time, payed for by PMS or SBC according to German import laws.
:lol: I told you, I'm not in this at all! What's a Swedish man's idea of foreplay? Pokes the wife in the ribs and sez, "you awake?"
Why does she/he/it need to be awake?
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Thu 26 Jan 2006, 01:59:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TheTurtle', 'I')'d gladly trust you to walk point for me down a wilderness trail


Me walk point!?!?! No way!!!

The medic and the RTO never walk point. It's too disabling to the squad if they get shot. :razz:

Just ask Seahorse. :)
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby seahorse2 » Thu 26 Jan 2006, 12:03:13

That's absolutely right Smallpox. I'm glad your reading and finding something useful in there. Since you are the doctor/medic, you will not be walking point. We will set you up at the CCP (casualty collection point).

Hope everything is going well for you!

P.S. - Turtle, we would never walk down a trail. Big no no.
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby TheTurtle » Thu 26 Jan 2006, 19:04:07

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P.S. - Turtle, we would never walk down a trail. Big no no.


I must admit I was thinking more in terms of backcountry backpacking. Let me shift back a few decades to my Army days ... OK, no trails, we keep SPG where it's safe and forget the part about sitting around a campfire.

I'll take the first watch.
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby Hawkcreek » Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:23:14

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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby seahorse » Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:44:04

Allright Turtle,

Now you're back in the right frame of mind! Not that I don't like backpacking, I do. But from here on out, its all business.
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Re: I may have a crush on another PO.com member

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Wed 08 Feb 2006, 02:53:58

Does she run Linux?
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