[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '*')sigh* and here I was thinking it was me. *sniff* always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

My own little secret...Schweinshaxe is a hottie

[TheTurtle]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TheTurtle', 'G')et in line, pal.
All of us doomers are fond of SPG.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Oh, I forgot to mention, I like to do it piggy style so it would be great if you could bring some leather sheets to the bed.

[SinisterBlueCat]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')
Well, I don't have much to offer but if you like to take care of me and make sure the dinner is on the table at 19.00 every day I guess why not. I only eat meat so I don't expect you to do any gardening or stuff like that. I do however have an interesting thing growing in my bathroom which needs to be taken care of. I don't know exactly what it is but I call it/her Jill.

When it comes to food, I prefer quantity over quality. Dog food by the pallet is very economical and also very nutricious and tasty. After all, the Danes sent a batch of meat to Sweden once to be used in dog food production. The meat was rejected though since it contained too many parasites and other nasty things. The Danes then took it back and sent it to Germany instead where it was used to manufacture Bratwurst. If the Krauts eat what Swedish dogs reject I don't see why there should be a problem.

You must of course convert to the metric system first. I don't want any heathens in my house. You'll have to learn the meaning of Hekto, Kilo, Deci, and so on. I'll probably have to send you to Paris (That's Paris, France. Not Paris, Texas) to behold the sacred metre which we worship here in Europe. You will also have to understand that when we speak about "football" here in Europe, we mean just exactly that. Football as in chess on grass, not as some kind of Disney-style gladiator games.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I like to do it piggy style so it would be great if you could bring some leather sheets to the bed.

[hotsacks]

This is very sweet and somehow arousing.
I think I'll go out to the garage and fondle some genuine GM parts.

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hotsacks', 'T')hank god you unriddled me EB.
I'm out of Advil.

[SinisterBlueCat]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Oh, I forgot to mention, I like to do it piggy style so it would be great if you could bring some leather sheets to the bed.

[PrairieMule]

Allow me to introduce you to my crush,

http://os-caes-ladram-e-a-caravana-pass ... /Burro.jpg

As you can see Mrs.PrairieMule is very easy on the eyes. nuff' said...

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'A')llow me to introduce you to my crush,

http://os-caes-ladram-e-a-caravana-pass ... /Burro.jpg

As you can see Mrs.PrairieMule is very easy on the eyes. nuff' said...

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'A')llow me to introduce you to my crush,

http://os-caes-ladram-e-a-caravana-pass ... /Burro.jpg

As you can see Mrs.PrairieMule is very easy on the eyes. nuff' said...

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'A')llow me to introduce you to my crush,

http://os-caes-ladram-e-a-caravana-pass ... /Burro.jpg

As you can see Mrs.PrairieMule is very easy on the eyes. nuff' said...

[Tyler_JC]

My God!

I leave the forum for a few days and these are the kinds of conversations we're having?!? So much for quality discussions on the issues surronding resource depletion...

Whatever.

By the way Barbara, I drive an Audi. They are great cars, no?

Mine's the A4 Sedan, what about you?

[seahorse2]

Lokookoo,

Big mistake. It's obvious you don't really know who Smallpox is. You left out the most important fact about her, more important than the F-150 she drives or the fact that she's a doctor. The one thing you failed to mention, "see", is the fact that she know's how to load, fire and reduce stoppage on an AR15, which also happens to be her weapon of choice, and that she knows a poncho is a must. In internet terms, this is like saying you like someone, but don't even know the color of her eyes. If you really like smallpox, you must know the color of her eyes. You have to see her, and not some dream in your head that you are creating.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seahorse2', 'L')okookoo,

Big mistake. It's obvious you don't really know who Smallpox is. You left out the most important fact about her, more important than the F-150 she drives or the fact that she's a doctor. The one thing you failed to mention, "see", is the fact that she know's how to load, fire and reduce stoppage on an AR15, which also happens to be her weapon of choice, and that she knows a poncho is a must. In internet terms, this is like saying you like someone, but don't even know the color of her eyes. If you really like smallpox, you must know the color of her eyes. You have to see her, and not some dream in your head that you are creating.

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')
Well, I don't have much to offer but if you like to take care of me and make sure the dinner is on the table at 19.00 every day I guess why not. I only eat meat so I don't expect you to do any gardening or stuff like that. I do however have an interesting thing growing in my bathroom which needs to be taken care of. I don't know exactly what it is but I call it/her Jill.

When it comes to food, I prefer quantity over quality. Dog food by the pallet is very economical and also very nutricious and tasty. After all, the Danes sent a batch of meat to Sweden once to be used in dog food production. The meat was rejected though since it contained too many parasites and other nasty things. The Danes then took it back and sent it to Germany instead where it was used to manufacture Bratwurst. If the Krauts eat what Swedish dogs reject I don't see why there should be a problem.

You must of course convert to the metric system first. I don't want any heathens in my house. You'll have to learn the meaning of Hekto, Kilo, Deci, and so on. I'll probably have to send you to Paris (That's Paris, France. Not Paris, Texas) to behold the sacred metre which we worship here in Europe. You will also have to understand that when we speak about "football" here in Europe, we mean just exactly that. Football as in chess on grass, not as some kind of Disney-style gladiator games.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I like to do it piggy style so it would be great if you could bring some leather sheets to the bed.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', ' ')
Deworming will take place during that time, payed for by PMS or SBC according to German import laws.

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PMS', ' ')
What's a Swedish man's idea of foreplay? Pokes the wife in the ribs and sez, "you awake?"

[PenultimateManStanding]

SBC, this silver-tongued sophisticated European may seem like a good idea, but I'm advising you to stay away. And sure, he's witty and funny, but you'll die laughing and then be glad you did. Your pal, PMS

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'S')BC, this silver-tongued sophisticated European may seem like a good idea, but I'm advising you to stay away. And sure, he's witty and funny, but you'll die laughing and then be glad you did. Your pal, PMS

[SinisterBlueCat]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')
So it's a done deal then.

Welcome to Germany!