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Re: Funny thing(beer)
by mgibbons19 » Sat 24 Sep 2005, 01:48:31
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Re: Funny thing(beer)
by Schweinshaxe » Sat 24 Sep 2005, 02:05:47
I don't know a lot about Canadian beer but John Cleese (or was it a Monty Python sketch?) once said:
American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
Wittgenstein was a beery swine...
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
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Re: Funny thing(beer)
by mgibbons19 » Sat 24 Sep 2005, 02:19:41
Yeah, but what german beer has a fat man on a cruiser bike in the winter, with a 12 pack of beer in the granny basket?
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Re: Funny thing(beer)
by Schweinshaxe » Sat 24 Sep 2005, 02:31:07
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mgibbons19', 'Y')eah, but what german beer has a fat man on a cruiser bike in the winter, with a 12 pack of beer in the granny basket?
I don't know. I'm dying! Which beer is it?
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Re: Funny thing(beer)
by mgibbons19 » Sat 24 Sep 2005, 02:43:53
None!
Sorry, meant to be tongue in cheek. Follow the link I posted first.
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Re: Funny thing(beer)
by stu » Sat 24 Sep 2005, 07:30:44
Gotta hand it to the Belgians. They've made some of my favourite beers. Hoegarden, Leffe.
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Re: Funny thing(beer)
by I_Like_Plants » Sat 24 Sep 2005, 07:32:29
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mgibbons19', 'D')rink Miller High Life. They get it:
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I just drank a 40oz beer
by k_semler » Fri 30 Sep 2005, 05:44:44
It was a Budwiser. Now I'm buzzed. I think I'm going to have another one, and smoke about 3 more ciggarettes. I love beer. All the punch of 3.33 beers, in one convenient bottle. I should be good and wasted by the time I'm done. It's now 02:44:51, and I'm glad I don't have to work tomorrow! 
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Re: I just drank a 40oz beer
by medicvet » Fri 30 Sep 2005, 06:54:26
Lightweight.
I used to be able to down 3 40oz's of Olde English or Hurricanes (6.0) in one night, without even waking up with a hangover or pukin.course that's cus I wouldn't go to sleep..would just keep drinkin until I was so tired would crash.
I don't do that anymore..but mostly only cus in OK, they don't sell anything above 3.2 cold, dangit.
I used to be able to down 3 40oz's of Olde English or Hurricanes (6.0) in one night, without even waking up with a hangover or pukin.course that's cus I wouldn't go to sleep..would just keep drinkin until I was so tired would crash.
I don't do that anymore..but mostly only cus in OK, they don't sell anything above 3.2 cold, dangit.
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Re: I just drank a 40oz beer
by medicvet » Fri 30 Sep 2005, 08:33:04
LOL! :D
I just took some major drugs, only one of which I indulge in on a regular basis..nicotine..the other two are sugar and caffeine, in the form of five cups of coffee..
couldn't sleep last night, and finally gave up on it around 4am, and made the pot of coffee, since I need to stay awake today.
Talk about wired! I don't know how meth-heads do it on anything stronger...heck, don't even know how people who used to pop 'uppers', either legally or otherwise do it!
I rarely even drink pop..usually either water or beer, so yup, got a major caffeine rush right now..
I just took some major drugs, only one of which I indulge in on a regular basis..nicotine..the other two are sugar and caffeine, in the form of five cups of coffee..
couldn't sleep last night, and finally gave up on it around 4am, and made the pot of coffee, since I need to stay awake today.
Talk about wired! I don't know how meth-heads do it on anything stronger...heck, don't even know how people who used to pop 'uppers', either legally or otherwise do it!
I rarely even drink pop..usually either water or beer, so yup, got a major caffeine rush right now..
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Re: I just drank a 40oz beer
by katkinkate » Fri 30 Sep 2005, 08:37:03
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('k_semler', ' ') All the punch of 3.33 beers, in one convenient bottle.
That would be about equal to 1 Australian stubby (about 375ml) of full strength beer.
You know what they say about American beer... it's making love in a canoe - it's fucking close to water. 
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Re: I just drank a 40oz beer
by Specop_007 » Fri 30 Sep 2005, 08:40:54
I really like Duinen Abbey Ale. Heffeweisen is good too.
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Re: I just drank a 40oz beer
by eric_b » Fri 30 Sep 2005, 09:24:42
Agree with medicvet. Bud is a lightweight beer.
I used to slam a couple of forties of Mickies (the green grenade) or OE. Gotta watch that OE.
Drink it too fast and get a wicked hangover.
Then smoke a bowl of bud. Total devastation.
Those days are over for me (hopefully).
I used to slam a couple of forties of Mickies (the green grenade) or OE. Gotta watch that OE.
Drink it too fast and get a wicked hangover.
Then smoke a bowl of bud. Total devastation.
Those days are over for me (hopefully).
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Re: I just drank a 40oz beer
by Specop_007 » Fri 30 Sep 2005, 09:42:25
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eric_b', 'A')gree with medicvet. Bud is a lightweight beer.
I used to slam a couple of forties of Mickies (the green grenade) or OE. Gotta watch that OE.
Drink it too fast and get a wicked hangover.
Then smoke a bowl of bud. Total devastation.
Those days are over for me (hopefully).
I used to slam a couple of forties of Mickies (the green grenade) or OE. Gotta watch that OE.
Drink it too fast and get a wicked hangover.
Then smoke a bowl of bud. Total devastation.
Those days are over for me (hopefully).
See, for me total devastation was eating 3 hit of acid every 12 hours for 2 days straight.
And undoubtedly those days are over for me.
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