[PeakKYJelly]

I guess you could say I'm lucky, in a way. Caffeine gives me severe headaches, so I stay away from chocolate, coffee, and caffeinated beverages. Cigarette smoke gives me severe headaches, so I stay away from smoking. Alcohol gives me severe headaches, so I stay away from alcohol. I'm going to die very wealthy and very old!

[EdF]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PeakKYJelly', 'I') guess you could say I'm lucky, in a way. Caffeine gives me severe headaches, so I stay away from chocolate, coffee, and caffeinated beverages. Cigarette smoke gives me severe headaches, so I stay away from smoking. Alcohol gives me severe headaches, so I stay away from alcohol. I'm going to die very wealthy and very old!

[fossil_fuel]

well, i drank 7.5 keystone lights last night.... had a great time but ended up getting sick later on. that heavily carbonated stuff really messes me up.

[smiley]

Lol.... I think I've beaten you lot.

Woke up (this afternoon) with a pounding head next to my wife.

Which is pretty interesting because I didn't have a wife yesterday.

[Keith_McClary]

Buy cans of malt extract. Add water and sugar (and yeast included with the cans). Bottle after 5 days. It is much less labor intensive if you use a large 20 galoon (80 litre) barrel and quraet (litre) bottles. Drink after 10 or 5 more days, or whenever you run out of the previous batch.

[Dukat_Reloaded]

Remindes of that book by robert allen, no money down (hangover later). I drink homebrew and I don't care what anyone says, it gives you the worse hangovers. About 6 months ago I took some of my homebrew upto a firends house, I drank 5 bottles and I was drunk as a skunk, I have never been that drunk and my friends said that I was pathetic that night. I can normally drink all night, but by around 9pm, I barely could talk or walk. I still drink homebrew but I'm very cafeful with it. I'd rather store brought over anything homebrew.

[Yavicleus]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Starvid', 'P')oor people, there are no good beers in America.

Ok, ok, there is one good beer.

Samuel Adams

Brewer
Patriot

[The_Toecutter]

Nothing beats the following:

1) Buy a frozen cola from a local convenience store
2) One pint of Jack Daniels
3) A bowl of bud
4) A good bong
5) 4-6 Benedryl(or a cheap imitation)

In the following order:

-Smoke the bud
-Mix the frozen cola and pint of Jack and guzzle it down like no tomorrow
-Pop the pills

When I have awful migranes and can't sleep, that above combination knocks me out every time in a matter of minutes.

[medicvet]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smiley', 'L')ol.... I think I've beaten you lot.

Woke up (this afternoon) with a pounding head next to my wife.

Which is pretty interesting because I didn't have a wife yesterday.

[medicvet]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Yavicleus', ' ')Why have hamburger when you can eat steak?

[evilmonkeyspanker]

1. You always know if you are the first one to open a beer.
2. A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer.
3. A beer never gets angry if you arrive smelling of beer.
4. The colder a beer, the better.
5. You can always share a beer with your friends.
6. A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.
7. You can choose a beer from a box, and if you change your
mind, you can pick another one.

[evilmonkeyspanker]

Of course then you have this problem

University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough
beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each, within 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1.) Gained weight

2.) Talked excessively without making sense

3.) became overly emotional

4.) Couldn't drive

5.) Failed to think rationally

6.) Argued over nothing

7.) Had to sit down while urinating !

8.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong

[Doly]

Why women prefer wine

1. A good wine is easy to find

2. A good wine tastes great!

3. Just because you have dinner with a glass of wine, you´re not expected to sleep with it

4. When a bottle of wine is finished it doesn´t roll over and go to sleep.

5. You don´t have to reassure a glass of wine that it´s the best
wine you´ve ever had.

6. A glass of wine won´t embarass you in front of friends!

7. If you don´t fancy a glass of wine it won´t think
you´re a lesbian

8 You won´t feel cheap if you have more than one glass of wine.

[fossil_fuel]

alll this is true, but then again i've never met a woman who made me get sick and throw up. Then again, i'm sure that there are some out there who could.

[Schweinshaxe]

The problem I have is that I'm a bit shy. I think a lot about beer but I need a couple of women before I dare to go in to a bar and order a beer.

It's the same old story every Friday evening. I've been thinking of beer all week. Now is the time! I'll finaly have a beer and find a way out of my loneliness. I warm up with a couple of women as usual and I feel really great. But when I stand there in front of the bar ready to order, I suddenly don't know what to say anymore. It's like everything I've prepared all week runs out of me. I feel like a child and I go home without even having tried to order a beer. I often feel ashamed and it's not unusual that have a couple of more women just to be able to sleep.

The few times I've actually had a beer have left me with a feeling of emptiness.

[evilmonkeyspanker]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'T')he problem I have is that I'm a bit shy. I think a lot about beer but I need a couple of women before I dare to go in to a bar and order a beer.

It's the same old story every Friday evening. I've been thinking of beer all week. Now is the time! I'll finaly have a beer and find a way out of my loneliness. I warm up with a couple of women as usual and I feel really great. But when I stand there in front of the bar ready to order, I suddenly don't know what to say anymore. It's like everything I've prepared all week runs out of me. I feel like a child and I go home without even having tried to order a beer. I often feel ashamed and it's not unusual that have a couple of more women just to be able to sleep.

The few times I've actually had a beer have left me with a feeling of emptiness.

[0mar]

Beers don't give hummers

[Keith_McClary]

[URL=http://money.cnn.com/2005/10/24/news/funny/ethanol_beer/index.htm]Fill 'er up -- with beer?
Newspaper reports Coors is selling ethanol created from beer production waste.[/URL]
Beer producers wasting perfectly good ethanol to mix with gasoline!

BTW, your 40 oz. beer is 2 gills and a jigger short of a 6-pack.

[crossthread]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Yavicleus', 'W')hen you need the job done fast and right, you gotta call in the Reserves...



\m/ \m/

[Kooka]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('medicvet', '.')..I am astounded that there is a drinking song out there that I don't know.. (if my totally bizarre sense of humor is ever inappropriate for this forum, someone please let me know, but I just figure as long as it is in the proper areas, it would be okay...)