by The_Toecutter » Wed 17 Aug 2005, 20:46:06
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')t least the Corvette is an honest sports car with a real history to it, in the same league as any of the archetypal sports cars from around the world.
It's a little too overweight to be a real sportscar. Anything over 2,500 pounds on a Canyon road will get creamed by anything under 2,500 pounds. Why? Weight effects rolling resistance for one, and also when the car is on a gradient, the weight becomes a huge disadvantage when either cornering or accelerating. No degree of sophisticated suspension will be worth shit if the car is too heavy. No amount of horsepower will mater if the car is too damn heavy to get out of its own way.
A 120 horsepower Porsche 550 Spyder would run circles around a new Corvette in the canyons. An 80s Toyora MR2, for that matter, will run circles around a new Corvette in the canyons.
Of course, my definition of a sports car is quite picky compared to the mainstream. I don't consider Honda S2000s, Corvettes, BMWs, wedge-shaped and later Ferraris, Trans-Ams, Corvettes, Camaros, Mustangs, or any recent Porsche sports cars. They are wholly unworthy of the designation. They are more or less boutique automobiles built to impress dumb girls and go fast in a straight line on flat ground, filled with all sorts of useless fluff in their interiors that does nothing but detract from the performance, agility, and response of the vehicle in favor of appearance. These boutique style over substance monstrosities are not sports cars. Many of them simply go for the outward appearance of aerodynamics, instead of adressing the drag coefficient in which real gains can be made, although the Corvette is an exception that has a decent coefficient of drag by luck of the draw: it is designed to look like a giant dick after all.
A sports car is a Triumph Spitfire, Fiat 850 Spyder, Austin Healey Bugeye Sprite, MGA, MGB, Opel GT, and their ilk.
Sports cars do not have air conditioning. Sports cars do not have 500 pounds of useless trim in their interiors that you could fill 8 trash cans with. Sports cars are not built on the platforms of cheap economy cars, oversized luxury cars, or pickup trucks. Sports cars are not meant to be stared at so idiots walking by can gawk at them simply because of their label. Sports cars aren't supposed to be expensive. Sports cars are race-prepared machines, ready to bury anything that dares challenge them.
Aside from the Lotus Elise and perhaps the Mazda miata(That one's pushing things), no major automaker offers a real sports car as of today in the United States. In Europe, there are quite a few, the Opel Speedster being my favorite.
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