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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:09:10

On Sundays its me, a grizzled middle aged guy, and the cook a fortyish Mexican, and a pretty waitress 20 years old. Now a few weeks back, the waitress showed us old-timers how sophisticated and cynical the young generation is by telling us about this disgusting TV show, Fear Factor, I think its called, where people will do seemingly anything to get some time on the Tube. They'll drink blended maggots studded with live flies and do all sorts of revolting things. Then she told us, with glee, about a web-site where you can watch this couple screwing and the guy puts his finger in the girl's throat to induce vomiting and then drinks it. No problem for these hip youngsters, it seems. Today we were talking about the fat, drugged-up Elvis and what a joke his Las Vegas act was. The cook and I both enjoy passing the time and amusing ourselves by singing. He can't sing at all but I can. :) I've been told before that I have a good voice. Well the cook starts in with one of Elvis' goofy tunes we heard the day before when the FemaleOwner who loves Elvis played for us some Vegas CD of Elvis' in which he sang a Steve Lawrence song. So I countered with another Steve Lawrence song that goes like this:

go away, little girl
go away, little girl
I'm not supposed
To be alone with yooouuuu

So I sing this as mellow and smooth as I can when the waitress gets upset. "That's so gross, that's disgusting. You can make anything sound alright if you do it right, but that is totally gross!" Rather ironic, don't you think? These young people aren't as sophisticated as they think they are. The song is not about the seduction of a 'little girl' by an older man, is is about the seduction of an older man (i.e. daddy) by the little girl testing her femininity. I'll leave you to consider the psychology of this. Here is the rest of the stanza:

I know that your lips are sweet
But our lips must never meet
I belong to someone else
And I must be truuuuuuuuuue
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Postby Specop_007 » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:13:09

I desperately searching, in vain I feel, for the point.


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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:14:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Specop_007', 'I') desperately searching, in vain I feel, for the point.


:P
go look it up in the cliff notes.
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Postby jato » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:14:12

I am guilty of wandering onto another one of your strange threads PMS. I think I missed your point. :P
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Postby Specop_007 » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:28:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jato', 'I') am guilty of wandering onto another one of your strange threads PMS. I think I missed your point. :P


I believe the point is one of the following

1) Kids these day watch strange things
2) He and his coworker like to sing
3) The female coworker doesnt like them singing
4) He want so to...ahem..."deflower" his cowoker
5) His coworker wants him to...ahem..."deflower" her
6) He likes Elvis

I'm not sure which it is though.

:P
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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:29:42

OK, let me add some more details to the story. The waitress has told us that her dad was depressed and went on anti-depressants and now is 'all happy again'. Guilt is an ever present factor in human emotions. The girl is pretty. Little girls want to know about themselves and their femininity and so test it on daddy. Daddy doesn't like the feeling of being an incestuous pedophile and so may, if he isn't careful, injure his beloved little girl's feelings. Does this help to see were this is going? The Steve Lawrence song was like a lot of popular hits of the fifties and sixties in that it used subliminal methods to deal with taboo subjects.
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Postby Specop_007 » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:31:32

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'O')K, let me add some more details to the story. The waitress has told us that her dad was depressed and went on anti-depressants and now is 'all happy again'. Guilt is an ever present factor in human emotions. The girl is pretty. Little girls want to know about themselves and their femininity and so test it on daddy. Daddy doesn't like the feeling of being an incestuous pedophile and so may, if he isn't careful, injure his beloved little girl's feelings. Does this help to see were this is going? The Steve Lawrence song was like a lot of popular hits of the fifties and sixties in that it used subliminal methods to deal with taboo subjects.


I dare say you family has...different....values then mine.
Little girls test it on daddy....WTF man....

8O :shock: :? 8O :shock: :? 8O :shock: :?
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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:45:31

Some of you young dads aren't too observant I guess. Its best to have a good 'psychological register' and know what is going on. Its easier to have the right outcome where there is minimal harm done and everyone is secure and happy and strong if you know WTF is really going on under your own roof.
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Postby jato » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 00:52:57

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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 01:00:54

You got it, my friend. Its a minefield, but if you're careful, you get through it and reach a good outcome.
I got a call from my oldest daughter today to tell me that she has a part in a movie about volleyball, and that she will be playing in her first professional beach volleyball tournament this week.
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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 01:39:46

And another thing jato, why do you call my threads 'strange'? Middle class suburban America is totally strange if you ask me. Maybe I'm 'saner' than you think.
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Postby jato » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 04:39:32

I guess we are all strange.

From my point of view you often post off-the-wall threads! You just come out of nowhere <BAM>!

To me however, you are still the obiwan kenobi of Peakoil.com

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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 08:55:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jato', 'I') guess we are all strange.

From my point of view you often post off-the-wall threads! You just come out of nowhere <BAM>!

To me however, you are still the obiwan kenobi of Peakoil.com

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:-D
funny, jato, really funny! Let me follow up with what happened after the waitress became so upset over a silly Steve Lawrence song even though she had shown herself callously indifferent to those other things. The cook stepped in at that moment to talk about funny songs they use in Mexico to sell chocolate or zapatas or whatever. Then we started talking about car dealership jingles. So the crisis moment passed apparently. But not really. Ten minutes later there is a sandwich ready to go out on delivery and its inside a white styrofoam container. The waitress, in a nonchalant manner, starts poking the tip of a kitchen knife through the top of the container, maybe fifty times she does this. So before I left to deliver it, I had to change the container, which I did without saying anything. She's icy towards me the next couple of hours while being especially lively otherwise. By the time I was going home for the day, she was back to normal and friendly my way again. Interesting 'psychological event'.
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Postby Specop_007 » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 09:06:04

I have to ask PMS....

Is she hot?
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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 09:12:28

She's got a sexy tattoo on her back. Nice looking girl, yes.
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Postby Specop_007 » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 09:14:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'S')he's got a sexy tattoo on her back. Nice looking girl, yes.


Sooo....Whatchya waitin on?!
If you dont have the game to hit it n git it, hook a brotha up!!

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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 09:17:33

flibbertijibbet! :-D She's got a boyfriend and you're married, doofus.
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Postby Specop_007 » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 09:21:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'f')libbertijibbet! :-D She's got a boyfriend and you're married, doofus.


My friend said it best one time, regarding married women....
"Ring doesnt plug a hole, just puts a golden lining aroun dit"

Well, I feel a ring doesnt block a cock, just puts a golden head on it.

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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 09:32:34

whatever floats your boat! :-D
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Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 06 Jun 2005, 12:58:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jato', 'I') am guilty of wandering onto another one of your strange threads PMS. I think I missed your point. :P
There was this other thing, too, jato. Didn't you pick up on it? Here this kid can laugh about vomit-porn and get bent out of shape by a silly old song. Crazy World!
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