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Re: The Onion said BushCo would be disastrous in 2001

Unread postby burtonridr » Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:49:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('coyote', 'T')hat would have been a funny article if in hindsight it weren't so... well, you know. We all know.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('joeltrout', 'B')ush was dealt several bad hands that had nothing to do with him or his office.

I disagree, emphatically. Bush was dealt a remarkably good hand. 9/11 turned W into one of the most politically powerful presidents in our history and allowed him to pursue without opposition every deranged item on his agenda - international, environmental, social or otherwise - as frightened and patriotic citizens understandably but unfortunately pulled together in unquestioning support of their leadership. Before 9/11 he was already a political joke of a president, practically a lame duck in his first year, and if that tragic day had never happened he'd have been tossed out on his sorry ass in 2004 as he should have been.


I guess its a matter of how you believe 9/11 was carried out.... I dont know, I can see it happening either way... :cry:
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The Onion spoofs Heinburg

Unread postby Narz » Fri 05 Sep 2008, 01:06:03

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/e ... mrss_84228

You have to admit, the dude looks alot like him.
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Re: The Onion spoofs Heinburg

Unread postby Carlhole » Fri 05 Sep 2008, 02:14:04

Great!! :lol:
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Re: The Onion spoofs Heinburg

Unread postby TheDude » Fri 05 Sep 2008, 02:21:52

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Miley may soon be reduced to entertainment levels only usable by TMZ, US Weekly."

SP: it's Richard Heinberg. Helluva job parodying him, too, down to the warning about marauding zombies looking for Hannah Montana merchandise.

Also in the news:

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years
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Re: The Onion spoofs Heinburg

Unread postby 3aidlillahi » Fri 05 Sep 2008, 04:58:52

This is a few months old. But still amazingly funny. Thanks for bringing it up again.
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I Love Onion News...

Unread postby Antimachiavellian » Sat 08 Nov 2008, 00:59:37

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Re: I Love Onion News...

Unread postby Koyaanisqatsi » Sat 08 Nov 2008, 04:22:54

Nice - and welcome!
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Re: I Love Onion News...

Unread postby Koyaanisqatsi » Sat 08 Nov 2008, 04:24:19

Oooops - how is it you post TWO posts in four years?????

This video must have really been over the top!

See you in 2012 :)
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The Onion: Save Water, Shower With A House Plant

Unread postby stonecypher » Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:13:13

Okay, is this for real, or something from The Onion?

"Eco-thinkers have come up with an amazing new way to create drinking water - by putting plants in the bottom of a shower.

Designers Jun Yasumoto, Vincent Vandenbrouk, Olivier Pigasse, and Alban Le Henry came up with the concept when looking for new ways to recycle precious H2O.

After you have washed in the special eco-shower the water passes down into a series of physical filters and is treated by plants such as reeds and rushes growing around your feet."

Can't you just hardly wait for the prototype to be built?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... water.html
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Re: Save Water, Shower With A House Plant

Unread postby JJ » Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:36:43

my wife is probably not going to like it. I had a night blooming cirrus in our shower all winter (so it wouldn't freeze) and she hated it.
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the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby Pops » Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:02:29

For news items (not necessarily political) that strike you speechless but you just gotta pass along anyway.

RNC seeks to overturn ban on direct corporate donations to candidates
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'E')mboldened by the Supreme Court’s Citizens United ruling, the Republican National Committee (RNC) is seeking to increase the influence corporations have over funding American politics.

In a brief filed Tuesday afternoon to the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, the RNC is seeking to overturn a 1908 law banning corporations from directly giving money to candidates, calling it unconstitutional.
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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby Ferretlover » Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:45:00

Since when do the Republicans get to decide what is or isn't constituttional? Oh ... I forgot. They're politicians... :twisted:
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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby PrestonSturges » Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:02:12

The word I'm thinking of is "bribery."

And this is another example of how the Constititutional "Originalists" and "Strict Constructionists" are a profound threat to our rights. Their argument would be that since the Founders did not mention this in the Constitution, then clearly they intended for politicians to take cash payments. This is why Libertarianism is a Trojan Horse for the destruction of America. Suppose you have a lawsuit, and on the day of your hearing the other guy hands the judge a paper bag full of cash and says "Here's a campaign contribution."
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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby SeaGypsy » Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:11:33

and legally! How cool is that? The USA instantly becomes a proper 3rd world country!
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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby ohanian » Sat 14 Jan 2012, 05:32:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrestonSturges', ' ')Suppose you have a lawsuit, and on the day of your hearing the other guy hands the judge a paper bag full of cash and says "Here's a campaign contribution."


Imagine living in a country ruled by the best politicians that money can buy.
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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby Oneaboveall » Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:07:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'O')bama To Accept Democratic Party Nomination At Bank Of America Stadium


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/1 ... 10048.html
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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby Pops » Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:20:39

I was just thinking the other day that we're heading to sponsorships of "elected" office like we have for sports stadiums now, so it'll be The White Bank of America House for 4 years, then a different 4 year sponsor.
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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby Pops » Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:19:32

IRAN CLOSER TO BOMB THAN WORLD REALIZES?

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A') report that Iran is about a year away from having the capability to build a nuclear bomb may be too optimistic, contended John Bolton, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations...


:shock:

Nov. 1, 2002
John Bolton, Undersecretary of State for Arms Control
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '
')"We estimate that once Iraq acquires fissile material -- whether from a foreign source or by securing the materials to build an indigenous fissile material capability -- it could fabricate a nuclear weapon within one year.


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Re: the - Is that from The Onion? - thread

Unread postby Pops » Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:45:49

Oklahoma GOP lawmaker believes food contains human fetuses

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')n Oklahoma lawmaker is convinced that some food coming into his state contains portions of human fetuses.

According to the KGMG talk radio, state Sen. Ralph Shortey (R) has filed a bill that bans foods or products using aborted human fetuses.


Why draw a line at "aborted human fetuses"?

So full term babies are OK to eat?

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