by PrestonSturges » Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:21:26
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Perhaps someone finaly won that f%@k#ng prize draw everyone was entered in.
INT. READING ROOM - NIGHT
CANDLES BURN. Tyler and Jack are seated across from each
other on the buckled floor, reading MAGAZINES. Rain DRIPS
from the ceiling. No furniture. THOUSANDS of MAGAZINES.
JACK (V.O.)
The previous occupant had been a bit
of a shut-in.
TYLER
(of magazine)
Hum.
JACK
What?
TYLER
Oh, a new riot control grenade...
(reading)
"...the successful combination of
concussive, 3000 foot-candle flash-
blasts and simultaneous high-velocity
disbursement of...blah, blah, blah..."
Tyler begins RIPPING the ARTICLE from his magazine.
JACK
("Reader's Digest")
"I am Joe's Lungs." It's written in
first person. "Without me, Joe could
not take in oxygen to feed his red
blood cells." There's a whole
series -- "I am Joe's Prostate."
TYLER
"I get cancer, and I kill Joe." Tyler tosses his article in a pile of other articles,
chooses another magazine.
JACK
What are you reading?
TYLER
Soldier of Fortune. Business Week.
New Republic.
JACK
Show-off.
--------------------------- (later)-------------
JACK
We need to talk.
BOSS
Okay. Where to begin? With your
constant absenteeism? With your
unpresentable appearance? You're up
for review...
JACK
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise. Boss sits up in his seat, becoming enraged.
JACK
Let's pretend. You're the Department
of Transportation, and you discover
that our company intentionally did
nothing about leather seats cured in
third world countries with chemicals
we know cause birth defects? Brake
linings that fail after a thousand
miles. Fuel injectors that burn
people alive.
BOSS
Just who do you think you
are?! Get out! You're fired!
JACK
What about this? Keep me on payroll
as an outside consultant. In
exchange for my salary, I'll keep my
mouth shut. I won't need to come to
the office. I can do this job from
home.
F I G H T C L U B
by Jim Uhls
based on a novel by Chuck Palahnuik