Adventures in Bizarro World- Friday the 13th (almost)!
I was at the store earlier today picking up some items for the next few days. I went to pick up some pine nuts (my favorite snack) in the dried fruit section, and there was as much dried fruit as there usually is. Then, when I went to the dairy case, almost all the milk was gone. Apparently clueless people are trying to stock up for Charley by buying the most perishable commodity in the store

Recent transplants from the north, maybe?
Tropical storm: Don't get your hopes up kids; school is in session.
Category 1: Secure the porch furniture and go see a movie or two.
Category 2: Sit on your couch with a box of Oreos and watch TV all day.
Category 3: Board up your windows and stay glued to the Weather Channel.
Category 4: Grab your kids and valuables, and GET OUT!
Category 5: "What do you mean you haven't evacuated yet? Okay, repeat after me: Ashhadu ana la illaha ill' Allah..."