My attempt at cheap parody...
This land is car land, this land is truck land,
From the Sprawling Suburbs, to the High Way Islands,
From the Theme Park Coasters, to the Nascar stadiums,
This land was made for S U V’s.
I roamed and rambled, and I followed my footsteps
To the shelves of Wal-Mart, to buy more plastic
And all around me a voice was announcing
Buy more stuff it‘s all good yippee!
This land is car land, this land is truck land,
From the Sprawling Suburbs, to the High Way Islands,
From the Theme Park Coasters, to the Nascar stadiums,
This land was made for S U V’s.
As I went driving that ribbon of freeway
I saw above me the streak of jet planes
I saw below me those golden arches
This land was made Mickeydys!
This land is car land, this land is truck land,
From the Sprawling Suburbs, to the High Way Islands,
From the Theme Park Coasters, to the Nascar stadiums,
This land was made for S U V’s.
As the sun was shining, and I was driving,
And the green lawns glist‘ning, and the mowers cutting,
As the A/C was humming, a voice was saying
"This land was made for my car and me!"
This land is car land, this land is truck land,
From the Sprawling Suburbs, to the High Way Islands,
From the Theme Park Coasters, to the Nascar stadiums,
This land was made for S U V’s.