[Sasquatch]

Yeah - I think I'll just jump straight to "things that are a waste of time online" for $500 Alex.

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html

Life: 7.9
Mind: 7.4
Body: 9.2
Spirit: 7.6
Friends/Family: 6.3
Love: 9.1
Finance: 6.1

[PenultimateManStanding]

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Low click for info
Schizoid: Low click for info
Schizotypal: Low click for info
Antisocial: Low click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: High click for info
Narcissistic: Low click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

Some of you may find this amusing, given my history here. heh heh. That's me to a T. There must be something to these psyche tests. Truth is, I like being histrionic. What amazed me was there wasn't one single moderate in the bunch, all lows except for one high.

[PenultimateManStanding]

I have stories I could tell you going back to when I was 5 years old, but I won't, because that would be, well, histrionic. Besides that, I would like to ask these psyche test writers some questions. . .

[MD]

I entered thread planning to rant against whoever dragged this thing out of the turd pile.

The amusement killed the rant though. Thanks PMS.

[Grifter]

Although from the disorder test I may be a bit odd

Not too unhappy with the other test. The love bit will change soon I'm sure.

Life: 5.5
Mind: 4.9
Body: 7.3
Spirit: 7.5
Friends/Family: 4.2
Love: 2.1
Finance: 6.2

[skyemoor]

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Not surprising, though the score would have be radically different in my 20s.

[Tyler_JC]

Life: 4.6
Mind: 4.2
Body: 5.1
Spirit: 5
Friends/Family: 2.9
Love: 0
Finance: 7.2

Wow, I'd forgotten how horribly lonely I am.

[BigRIJoe]

Paranoid: Moderate click for info
Schizoid: High click for info
Schizotypal: High click for info
Antisocial: Low click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Low click for info
Narcissistic: Moderate click for info
Avoidant: High click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: High click for info



Is there a match for me? (oops.......I thought this was Match.com...heeheehee.)

[BlisteredWhippet]

What a load of garbage.

[Ludi]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('marko', 'D')o you really want to post your "psychiatric disorder" results on the web? Are you not at all concerned that someone might use them against you?

[Tyler_JC]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('marko', 'D')o you really want to post your "psychiatric disorder" results on the web? Are you not at all concerned that someone might use them against you?

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', ' ')
Sometimes I wonder why I still bother...

[Graeme]

35% of US Americans Still Support Bush: Diagnosing the Insanity

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he essential features of Americanistic Personality Disorder include pervasive patterns of extreme self-absorption, profound and long-term lapses in empathy, a deep disregard for the well-being of others, a powerful aversion to intellectual honesty and reality, and a grossly exaggerated sense of the importance of one’s self and one’s nation. These patterns emerge in infancy, manifest themselves in nearly all contexts, and often become pathological.

These patterns have also been characterized as sociopathic, or colloquially as the “Ugly American Syndrome.” Note that the latter terminology carries too benign a connotation to accurately describe an individual afflicted with such a dangerous perversion of character.

A pervasive pattern of greed, selfishness, and lack of empathy, beginning the moment he or she begins to intellectualize and presented in nearly all contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. lacks empathy due to an excessive degree of self-absorption

2. believes that he or she is exceptional and morally superior

3. frequently engages in exploitative behaviors

4. requires frequent acquisition of goods he or she doesn’t need

5. usually resorts to some form of overt or covert violence, coercion, or extortion to resolve conflicts

6. perceives others as obstacles to his or her “success”

7. disregards laws and rules except as a means to achieve his or her agenda

8. demonstrates deep hypocrisy by projecting a righteous, benevolent image while committing reprehensible acts

9. refuses to accept the consequences of his or her actions

[jasonraymondson]

This is my fourth time taking this test in the last three years.

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


Everytime I rank higher than most everyone else for being crazy. I don't get it. Either nobody answers this thing honestly ... or

[BigTex]

The "right" answer to every one of the questions is no.

If you answer no you are normal.

If you answer yes you are defective.

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'T')he "right" answer to every one of the questions is no.

If you answer no you are normal.

If you answer yes you are defective.

[BigTex]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'T')he "right" answer to every one of the questions is no.

If you answer no you are normal.

If you answer yes you are defective.

[BigTex]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'T')he "right" answer to every one of the questions is no.

If you answer no you are normal.

If you answer yes you are defective.

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'T')he "right" answer to every one of the questions is no.

If you answer no you are normal.

If you answer yes you are defective.

[mos6507]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Graeme', '3')5% of US Americans Still Support Bush: