by JohnDenver » Thu 20 Aug 2009, 18:38:24
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'I') spent part of this morning cleaning off fresh gang graffiti from fences in our neighborhood. As I was powerwashing I had a thought about preventing costly garden vandalism. Currently, those responsible will be dealt a wrist slapping at most. They know this which is why they perform such acts without fear of arrest. So why not pay the local street gang a small protection fee. Seriously, check it out.
The cops obviously can't protect us now, the citizens are mostly afraid of intervening or reporting what they see, so imagine what it will be like a few years in the down the decaying road! I envision the newly recruited criminal street gang wanna be's and prospects would be assigned to stand guard as part of their initiation process. They wil stand vigilant guard duty because they want into the gang and screwing up an assignment as a recruit means Very Bad Things Will Happen to Them. So the gardens will be protected.
Everyone will be happy!

No vandalism, the gang picks up a few bucks or some free food, and whomever attempts such destruction gets.... uh.... 'dealt with very quickly'.
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It wouldn't matter whether or not it 'was' them. The destruction will cease if they're paid off. The pay wouldn't have to be that large, maybe something representing 10% of the garden production... a 'tax' if you will.
Wow, you're incredibly naive.
Here's the counterproposal from the gang: You grow our food, and bend over for sodomization on demand, and we won't kill you and your entire extended family, at least not today.
Why don't the peasants in Uganda offer the Lord's Resistance Army 10% of the vegetables to protect their gardens? Maybe it's because the LRA murdered, abducted and mutilated them, and sexually enslaved their women and children.
"Everyone will be happy!

" LOL