Page added on July 30, 2018
Comes August now, the month of vacancy, idleness, the slap and hiss of waves on sand, furtive romance on the dunes, perhaps, sweet corn, country roads, and county fairs, and more furtive romance, perhaps, on a blanket in the high meadow under a blood moon — and respite from the hellish host of foolish ideas, dark trends, and bad faith driving life in this demolition derby of a nation.
If one word defines the preoccupying affairs of the USA these days it’s tiresome. The entire population seems to be enacting the old myth of Sisyphus, every, man, woman, child, swamp-creature, and non-binary child-of-God in the land, legal and undocumented, pushing that boulder uphill to the tippy top, only to have it roll back down to the bottom… repeat ad infinitum.
Take Mr. Robert Mueller, for example, the sphinx-like figure looming over the political landscape with his lawyer’s attaché case full of radioactive secrets. He has already done yeoman’s service in his mission by indicting two dozen Russian Facebook trolls and Internet hackers — who will never be extradited or set foot in a US courtroom, sparing taxpayers the expense of trying them (and testing the theory of “collusion” with the current POTUS). It’s a little hard to picture old horse-face popping a third beer at the clambake, let alone the stories he might tell around the fire (with necessary redactions). When he awakes hung over in the sand the next morning to the shrieking gulls, next to someone not-his-wife, will he be overwhelmed with regret for a year spent chasing gremlins from the Kremlin? The public appears to be good and goddamn sick of him. Even The New York Times has stopped squealing about Russia. Standing by for September histrionics….
Have we reached Peak Sexual Confusion in America? Maybe it’s time we stopped handing out brownie points to people who don’t agree with some of the fundamental conditions of being a mammal, such as the apportionment of X and Y chromosomes. Of course the big idea behind that is the crypto-Gnostic wish to transcend nature, human nature especially, and fly away to the liberating vales of some boundary-less utopian ether where nobody has to be anything in particular — or else in a constant state of transformational flux, like the computer-graphic imagery that saturates our movies. Life without boundaries, I think we’ll discover, is not the Great Idea it’s been cracked up to be. I suspect the groups behind this fad are finally fresh out of new astonishments.
Had enough reverse racism? I know I have. All this howling about the horror of the white patriarchy. It will be interesting to see how the world gets on when that force of wickedness is finally vanquished. No more annoying string quartets, tedious dental implants, boring brass bushings, or hopeless theories of surplus value. Thank God for that. The unburdened public can finally give its full attention to hair care and dieting. When women and people-of-color fill all the seats in congress we can look forward to the glorious day when the USA is run as well as Baltimore.
The buzzword harkening to Democratic Party big dawgs on the Hampton lawns and the briny bluffs of Martha’s Vineyard is Universal Basic Income, the suddenly amazing proposal to put the whole country on welfare. I’m all for it — as long as we can get the Martians to pay for it. Why not? A thousand bucks a month just for walking-around money? Wahoo! You could help pump the GDP a little more by taking that dough to the nearest casino and investing it in the excellent economy-building activity known as blackjack. With a little luck, you might increase your nut sufficiently to get that longed-for sex reassignment surgery, to correct the clerical error that the stork made when you were dropped down the chimney.
Well, these are, after all, only my own personal August fantasies. I await September with as much excitement as all y’all. But I’m not going anywhere. I’m lashing myself to the mast and awaiting heavy seas.
128 Comments on "Kunstler: On the Beach"
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 10:01 am
“The “WAR PIG” speaks with his glorification of weapons of mass destruction and his gleefulness at the possibility of mass American deaths BTW including his large family. DISGUSTING.”
The “WAR PIG” (Actually Makati1, an American citizen) has had enough of the military adventurism and mass murdering spree that ‘his’ country has been on for at least the past 6 decades now.
Makati1 is anti war. You on the other hand Davy, are an enabler. Any decent red blooded American patriot, would be speaking out against the atrocities of his own government, not ignoring them, or being in support of them. Patriotism is not about blindly following the ‘leaders’, it is about keeping them in check.
And Makati1 is correct, if the out of control highly corrupt MIC is not stopped, war will eventually be coming to American soil.
Davy on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 10:23 am
Billy 3rd world is a war pig and you are too for apologizing for him and enabling his bad behavior. You are sick grehgor.
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 10:42 am
I am anti war Davy. The sooner the U.S. MIC is brought to it’s knees, the better. Not only for the millions around the world who are already suffering, or dead, but also for the American people.
The MIC is sucking the lifeblood out of the U.S. Davy. That money would be far better utilized on healthcare, infrastructure, and paying down the 20 Trillion in U.S. Federal government debt alone, among other things, than continuing to bomb other countries, and peoples, back into the Stone Age.
End the wars, bring the troops back home, and deal with all of the shit brewing in your own backyard.
Cloggie on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 5:01 pm
Israeli intervention in US elections ‘vastly overwhelms’ anything Russia has done, claims Noam Chomsky
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/israel-us-elections-intervention-russia-noam-chomsky-donald-trump-a8470481.html
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 5:12 pm
Clogg
that link you showed me of all the jews in the media was mind blowing..jesus christ they do control everything..I looked up a bunch of them and they were all true..I still don’t know what to think..
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 5:28 pm
“I still don’t know what to think..”
Try listening for a change. You might actually learn something.
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 5:36 pm
Greg
At least their news is factual though..Regardless of their religion..I cant say the same thing for right wing media..and dont you get tired of always insulting me..i know you hate me..You are so petty..This is what I said yesterday..You and madkat always attack me or davy..you two always are trolling..you both are petty people I feel sorry for..
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 5:48 pm
The media is the message MM. A finely honed tool for controlling the masses.
And I wasn’t insulting you, I was pointing out a fact. You’re constantly personally attacking Cloggie over things that you obviously don’t have the slightest clue about. Listen and learn, or remain ignorant.
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 6:02 pm
Greg
I asked my Amazon Alexa how many jews are in New York city..And she said around 2 million.and the population of New york is around 8 million..so around 1 in 4 people there are jewish..So or course they are going have a lot of influence there..Just like if you looked up who runs the tech industry..I assume the vast majority are liberals..Since its hardhearted in San Fran California..
No conspiracy, jut the law of averages.
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 6:10 pm
You are welcome to believe whatever you want to believe MM. My understanding is much different than yours.
Boat on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 6:11 pm
Clog
1.7 million in influence from the Jews? And a free speech to Congress. Lol What was spent on the election? A couple of billion. Two liars ran and one selected. The Jews and Russia influence is just click bait for conspiracy idiots. Politics is war and always had been. Trump’s immigration message while twisted was the winning message. That came after high unemployment from the crash and yes….Obama kept bringing in the migrants….. after 8 years of GW bringing in the immgrants at a high rate. Both the presidents kissing corporations ass.
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 6:13 pm
Poll: Biden leads Trump in early 2020 match-up
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/08/01/biden-trump-2020-elections-752979
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 6:42 pm
Boat
Trump won because of fake news
Study: Fake news may have won Trump the election
https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/04/03/study-fake-news-may-have-won-trump-the-election/
Fake news sharing in US is a rightwing thing, says Oxford study https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/06/sharing-fake-news-us-rightwing-study-trump-university-of-oxford
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 6:50 pm
Greg
You really think you are onto something I bet..
LMFAO!
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 6:59 pm
Behold the Master Race!
https://imgur.com/a/BN6Xq
Do you really think these people are capable of taking down the worlds most powerful people?
LMfAO!
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 7:06 pm
MM,
That would be a good bet.
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 7:47 pm
Arizona detention center worker accused of molesting migrant girl
http://thehill.com/latino/399929-arizona-detention-facility-worker-accused-of-molestation-of-migrant-girl?amp&__twitter_impression=true
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 7:49 pm
“Behold the Master Race!”
You’ve posted that picture many times already MM. Making fun of other peoples’ misfortunes isn’t exactly intelligent MM, and it isn’t the least bit funny.
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 7:50 pm
So these kids are
1. being permanently separated from their parents
2. dying from disease
3. being forcibly injected with psychoactive drugs
4. and now, being raped
Tell me again how this isn’t a concentration camp?
MASTERMIND on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 7:53 pm
Greg
I bet that made you mad huh? seeing your fellow nazi’s are scum bags? I bet you are a ugly slob as well..That is why you are sticking up for them..takes one to know one right?
LMFAO!
Makati1 on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 8:05 pm
The pigs at the American trough don’t want their cushy lifestyle to end so they ignore the plundering, murdering MIC as long as the goodies keep coming. A bit of child’s blood in every gallon of gas as they fill up their SUVs is just “BAU.
GregT outlined my position perfectly above. I am antiwar, but if it takes a war on American soil to end it, so be it. Tomorrow would be fine with me and most of the rest of the world outside the Us. The sooner the better.
GregT on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 8:06 pm
MM,
Making fun of people less fortunate than yourself, speaks volumes about your complete lack of character, and your immaturity.
Anonymouse1 on Wed, 1st Aug 2018 8:17 pm
Question: Does anyone actually look at the any of the crap links davyturd puts up as the ‘mushmind’ sock puppet?
I never pay attention to anything the exceptionalturd or his sock link, just curious if anyone else can be bothered.
Makati1 on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 4:51 am
“CalExit 4.0 is about to be relaunched with a whole new angle – instead of simply seceding from the US, however, the new plans involve creating a special Native American “autonomous nation” within the new independent state, creating a “buffer zone between between Donald Trump’s America and the new independent California Republic,” according to Yes California co-founder Marcus Ruiz Evans.”
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-01/californias-native-americans-now-want-secede-trumps-america
“Do do do
Down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Breaking up is hard to do
Don’t take your love away from me
Don’t you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I’ll be blue
Cause breaking up is hard to do…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQD3At3E7TA
Slip slidin’…
Makati1 on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 4:57 am
Anonymouse1, I seldom read any of their rants as they are just similar bullshit as those posted hundreds of times previously.
I Have decided to only reply to those who call me by my correct name here, Makati1. All else will be ignored as coming from an immature source of no significance.
me on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 5:14 am
“I was born in Melbourne with a precious gift. Dame Nature stooped over my cot and gave me this gift. It was the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.”
~ Barry Humphries AKA Dame Edna Everage, Australian comedian
Davy on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 5:39 am
“Anonymouse1, I seldom read any of their rants as they are just similar bullshit as those posted hundreds of times previously. I Have decided to only reply to those who call me by my correct name here, Makati1. All else will be ignored as coming from an immature source of no significance.”
That’s fine because I am here to moderate and neuter your extremist off topic noise. Read me or not, makes me no difference. Your buddy grehgor reads everything I say and he does your Facebook trolling for you. Asperger likewise does his trolling. These guys help the billy the senior citizen cross the street so he does not get run over by a semi-truck that is reality and balance.
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 8:20 am
Davy “That’s fine because I am here to moderate and neuter your extremist off topic noise.”
Another day, same sick exceptionalist delusions! He’s just like a broken record. Where would we be without him? ROFLMFAO!
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 8:31 am
I have been mostly focused on the Davy personality and ignoring the MM. MM is to unreal to pay much attention to him. A millenial African American PhD that likes golf, country, and 60s classic rock, and has $100,000 in student loans? No wonder Davy is getting so confused and losing it. Not to mention his multiple other personalities, too. Davy has essentially lost his last marble already, and is a completely lost cause.
Davy on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 10:12 am
Boney Juan, did you hang out with Boney Joe at the beach today? We know you lost your marbles after your July freekout. Go get you pedicure and sip your mojito with Boney Joe leave the adult talk on this board to others.
GregT on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 11:52 am
“That’s fine because I am here to moderate and neuter your extremist off topic noise.”
Five long years of this daily nonsense, and it still hasn’t quite registered yet.
What a nutcase.
GregT on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 12:01 pm
“We know you lost your marbles after your July freekout.”
We?
Your psychological issues are plain for all to see Davy. One question for clarification though.
How many different ‘personalities’ do you really have?
Cloggie on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 12:10 pm
“1.7 million in influence from the Jews?”
Boat, egalitarians like you have great trouble grasping the concept of power structure. Society is a pyramid, not a pancake. The group who dominates the media (and hence boat’s brains) and finance (Fed, Wallstreet), owns the US and its politicians.
“It’s a big club and you aint in it”
Only a serious uprising and/or WW3 can change that.
GregT on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 12:10 pm
“Boney Juan, did you hang out with Boney Joe at the beach today? We know you lost your marbles after your July freekout. Go get you pedicure and sip your mojito with Boney Joe leave the adult talk on this board to others.”
That’s quite the active little imagination you have there Davy.
You really should consider talking with somebody about that.
Davy on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 12:18 pm
“Your psychological issues are plain for all to see Davy. One question for clarification though”
You are the one seeing the therpist:
“GregT on Thu, 23rd Nov 2017 3:47 am
http://www.internationalman.com//articles/the-cardinal-sin-of-international-finance
Good find Davy. I spoke with my psychiatrist, and she says that you rock. You are my new hero Davy. I don’t normally do gay sex, but she says that it would be worth it. Would you mind sucking my cock before I fuck you up the ass? Honey.”
That needs help and that was just a few months ago. Were you getting cabin fever greygoar?
GregT on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 12:23 pm
greygoar?
Your condition continues to deteriorate Davy.
LMFAO at the nutcase!
GregT on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 12:40 pm
“These guys help the billy the senior citizen cross the street so he does not get run over by a semi-truck that is reality and balance.”
In Davy world.
In the real world, the above imaginary delusion would be considered the ramblings of a person who has lost any semblance of sanity.
IOW, a total nutcase.
Davy on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 12:48 pm
greygoar, you are the one admitting mental or personality issues not me. The same is true of boney juan. I think this is why you two troll people here. People with mental issues tend to accuse other of it.
GregT on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:02 pm
There is nobody on this forum with the usernames greygoar, or boney juan, Davy.
You really do appear to be having difficulties separating your delusions from reality, and your condition still continues to deteriorate.
Go and speak with a mental healthcare professional, while you still have those occasional lucid moments. EIt would be a real shame for you to end up in a straitjacket, eating pablum, and blowing snot bubbles.
Davy on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:15 pm
Greygoar, is there a username exceptionalturd? Talk to your cousins Asperger and your fellow bi-buddy, Boney Juan. You obviously subscribe to double standards.
GregT on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:24 pm
“Greygoar, is there a username exceptionalturd? Talk to your cousins Asperger and your fellow bi-buddy, Boney ”
Your delusional ramblings keep getting more bizarre and convoluted Davy.
You need help buddy. Please go and speak with a mental healthcare professional. It’s in your own best interest.
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:37 pm
Delusional Davy “Boney Juan, did you hang out with Boney Joe at the beach today?”
I did hang out at the beach today. One of the good things of living in Miami Beach is that I can go to the beach and/or practice water sports year round. I don’t know if Boney Joe was there or not because in the real world we’ve never met. But what would you know about reality or the truth? LOL!
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:41 pm
Delusional Davy “Talk to your cousins Asperger and your fellow bi-buddy, Boney Juan. You obviously subscribe to double standards.”
Why are you so sexually insecure, Exceptionalist? You do realize that you are manifesting your sexual doubts here on a daily basis. I think that you should try being with another man and see if you like it. Many homophobes like you are usually people with a repressed sexuality. Practice with your goats!
Davy on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:45 pm
“Your delusional ramblings keep getting more bizarre and convoluted Davy.”
We are talking about double standards and you just skipped right over that, greygoar. Busted
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:46 pm
Delusional Davy “greygoar, you are the one admitting mental or personality issues not me.”
Just another way in which Greg is a better man than you, Exceptionalist! If you had an ounce of courage or decency you would seek help immediately. But, you are a thoroughly immoral, indecent, weak coward, and can’t even admit that you have serious mental issues and need help. You are a sad, pathetic fuck, Davy! Not even the twins love you!
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:49 pm
Delusional Davy “People with mental issues tend to accuse other of it.”
Projecting again, Exceptionalist? LOL! You are a sad fuck!
Davy on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 1:53 pm
Bony joe is your sock, Boney Juan and you had your sock discussing homosexual topics. Nothing wrong with that other than you then act as though you are monogamous with a wife of 30 years. Is boney now your secret lover or maybe your fantasy lover. This is the problem you deviants get into with your multiple personality socks. You also hijack names and play those
Games. This board would be much better without the gaming you and your gangbangers participate in. BTW, it has been a week and a half since you gave us a proper comment.
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 2:17 pm
Delusional Davy “Bony joe is your sock, Boney Juan and you had your sock discussing homosexual topics. Nothing wrong with that other than you then act as though you are monogamous with a wife of 30 years. Is boney now your secret lover or maybe your fantasy lover.”
Well, when you make up your mind, let me know! LOL! Is Boney Joe my puppet, secret lover, or fantasy one? Could he be all three? Please enlighten me! You are such a sad fuck!
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 2:19 pm
Delusional Davy “This board would be much better without the gaming you and your gangbangers participate in.”
I really love the fact that you wish you could get rid of us, but there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Send Davy to Guantanamo!
JuanP on Thu, 2nd Aug 2018 2:23 pm
Delusional Davy “BTW, it has been a week and a half since you gave us a proper comment.”
Thanks for reporting back! LOL! We are all counting on you to continue moderating the board full time. Please don’t let us down! Where would we be without you? ROFLMFAO!