Global Cooling? Tell It to the Jellyfish

There are certain newspaper headlines that catch your eye and stop you in your tracks. Like the New York Post’s famous “Headless Body in Topless Bar.” Or such tabloid greats as “Evil Cows Ate My Garden,” “Double Decker Bus Found on Moon,” and my personal favorite, “Proof of Reincarnation: Baby Born with Wooden Leg.”

Along similar lines, I was startled this week when London’s Daily Mail published an article headlined, “Could we be in for 30 years of global COOLING?” Triggered by the unusual cold and snow in the United Kingdom over the last few weeks, the article began, “Britain’s big freeze is the start of a worldwide trend towards colder weather that seriously challenges global warming theories, eminent scientists claimed yesterday.”

The story went on to reference various researchers and their institutions, including the National Snow and Ice Data Center at the University of Colorado in Boulder, which reported, according to the Mail, that, “the warming of the Earth since 1900 is due to natural oceanic cycles, and not man-made greenhouse gases.”

This was followed by an article on the Fox News Web site with the headline, “30 Years of Global Cooling Are Coming, Leading Scientist Says.”

There are only two small problems, as was pointed out by Steve Benen on Washington Monthly magazine’s “Political Animal” blog: “First, the National Snow and Ice Data Center said no such thing. The director of the NSIDC said, ‘This is completely false. NSIDC has never made such a statement and we were never contacted by anyone from the Daily Mail.’” (Subsequently, both Fox and the Mail removed the reference to the NSIDC in their articles.)

Second, as proof of global cooling, both stories cited research conducted by Mojib Latif, a prominent climate modeler with the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Latif’s response to their reporting? “I don’t know what to do,” he said. “They just make these things up.”

Smirking Chimp