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You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby TITAN » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 18:39:57

This is absolutely pathetic: Lindsay Lohan


Please tell me the state of education has not dropped to this level...Please!
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby holmes » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 18:52:51

Its all about liberal "studies" of the poo and downtrodden. Who has time for math when you have to impale the oppressors! Oh the Repression! The man needs to be brought down to be replaced by invalids who cant manage a fertile cresent. In fact they dont know what that is. Food miraculously appears on the shelf. God help us all. Shes been ridden hard and put away wet anyway.
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby KhanCEO » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 18:57:47

The american education system doesn't work. I don't remember half of what was said during my english classes. In fact, I'm not sure if this post has good grammer. I don't think Lohan is really stupid, just a victim of a bad education system. Every banker in the world is cheering with victory as Miss Lohan writes the letter that displays the stupidity of this nation's average person.
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Unread postby Zardoz » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:00:55

Maybe it's just another publicity stunt. It's tough to be a celeb these days. You have to go to real extremes to get the ink:

There is no such thing as "bad publicity".

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he photos, which spread virally across the Internet, gained Spears entry to a club ruled by repeat flashers Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Cameras have caught Lohan panty-less four times over the last two months.
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Unread postby Stratovarius » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:21:32

American education system = prison
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Unread postby dissimulo » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:31:00

Be adequite? I can't even figure out what she was trying to say. Bad spell checker suggestion, maybe? Yikes.
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Unread postby PrairieMule » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:12:52

Be adequate? Blasphemy! You know it's society's fault, we put this woman child up as an ambasador of American Culture. She speaks and stumbles.

How is this for the next cover of PEOPLE magazine?
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I'll bet this little minx hasn't even seen MASH.
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Unread postby TheDude » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:54:05

She can spel anithyng shee wantz ani wae shee wantz.

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Wonka wonka wonk!

Sending something out with so much errata is practically audacious in this era of spell checkers. And spelling used to be more of an option back when, anyway. I'm sure somebody'll cite some primo sources here.

Spending too much time here mulling over my own grammar/spelling...
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby worrier » Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:59:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I')ts all about liberal "studies" of the poo and downtrodden.


As a dog owner I can confirm that there is nothing worse than downtrodden poo. Especially into the carpet.
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby mmasters » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 00:42:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'S')he sounds like our President.


So true. :lol:
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby Jack » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 01:36:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TITAN', 'P')lease tell me the state of education has not dropped to this level...Please!


OK, I won't tell you. 8)

Actually, there are many which are worse. You won't see examples because the illiterate don't write anything.

People think we'll maintain education after Peak Oil. We don't do so now.
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby emailking » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 02:26:40

A few points.

1. This is no reason to judge her.

2. I can understand everything she is trying to say even if some may find it incoherent or annoying.

3. The most egregious error is "to of been able." This threw me a bit when I saw it, but then I remembered that I often find that I have typed "are" when I really meant "our" since they sound the same the way most people pronounce them. I usually catch this though.

4. One person says absolutely nothing about the state of our education system or how many morons we are surrounded by.
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Unread postby PolestaR » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 03:02:28

Reading that Lindsay letter helped me better understand some of the posts I see here a bit better. Thank you Lindsay you of taught me a lot about wordsmiffs.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emailking', 'A') few points.

1. This is no reason to judge her.


That's true... like there is no reason to live either I guess. Lindsay is battling to be white trash queen, against Paris and Britney. But hey.. if it jiggles (not too much)... us men pay attention.
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby Battle_Scarred_Galactico » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 06:48:12

Well I'm suprised she didn't get someone to write it for her, it was pretty hard to understand. I'm not going to be too hard on her though because I think shes' pretty tastey, and this seems a little over the top for her just being a bad writer.

What worried me more though was Britney the other day. She appeared to get behind the wheel of a car totally pissed and no one said anything. I was quite confused by that.
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby strider3700 » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 14:01:22

Stars can do anything. Getting behind the wheel drunk is nothing that the press would stop. They will take pictures and thrash her in the news later. Hell she could be torturing someone to death on a side walk and the photo guys will be fighting to get the best angle to shoot the death stroke.
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby Zardoz » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 14:23:33

Of the following, who is more pathetic and despicable?

- The celebrities who jostle and compete to get attention by engaging in ever-more-absurd behavior

- Their publicists who encourage them

- The paparazzi that stalk them

- The reporters that write about them

- The media outlets that publish stories about them

- The airheads who buy the publications that feature them

- Jerkoffs like us who waste time discussing them
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Unread postby Ingenuity_Gap » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 15:06:50

This kind of cultural behavior is unaccounted for in many other countries a whole less powerful and rich than America.

I bet Burkina Faso with a literacy rate of 12.8 is much better situated than US with 97.0. An exaggeration, of course, but anyway, I’m ashamed of what crap can come out of the only superpower in the world.
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Re: You truly are surrounded by morons...

Unread postby mekrob » Thu 30 Nov 2006, 15:19:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'O')f the following, who is more pathetic and despicable? ...
- Jerkoffs like us who waste time discussing them


Because we know it's a complete waste of our time as our time could be better spent preparing, but nay! To the tabloids!

The worst person is the guy that actually noticed this crap. I never would have noticed if all of these drunken sluts were kidnapped by terrorists or maniacs, tortured, raped, gutted and fed to dogs, because if I see anything that doesn't relate to something that actually affects me or has a very good chance of affecting me, I ignore it. And I'm sure as Hell not going to go around searching for this trash. Fuck these skanks. Let's talk about the end of the world! :twisted:
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