I can safely assume you're an old geezer with the reference to fossils ? ....Proud Fossil? From the tone of the OP I guess you're a disagreeable, cantankerous, silly old fool....no?
Why don't us doomers move to where the dirt poor subsistence scrabblers live, like Baracks brother? So now you're revealed as a cranky, old Republican fool. Well I like it here, why don't you move? Just because you are a nasty, ancient Grampa McGrumpypants doesn't mean anyone has to do anything to please and/or justify themselves to you.
I and the other Doomers here may be completely wrong about what's coming down the pike, but many of us are taking prudent steps in the eventuality we're right.....what if we are right? Better to have a years worth of vacuum packed, sun-dried fruits and vegetables and not need them, than need them and not have them.
Go ahead and snicker behind your hand at the preparations of the young and strong, I want you to be the fool, I've never liked nasty old farts anyway, I'll be sure to throw your rotting, maggot-infested corpse a bone when I find it leaning up against my fence.

