by KaiserJeep » Thu 06 Nov 2014, 10:53:55
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Newfie', 'M')ore likely he is just getting his jollies by leading us around in absurd circles, because he can and we can't stop following.
The truth of the matter: PO.com is full of depressed Doomers, wallowing in mutual misery, and reassuring one another that humanity is SO DOOMED while sharing tips about how to survive the die-off for a few precious days or weeks, so as to further wallow in self-congradulations, before they too die.
Nobody gets out of life alive.
The problem all of you have is that I am suggesting a CREDIBLE ALTERNATIVE to "everybody dies". I am saying that ALMOST EVERYBODY DIES, a few lucky folks survive by leaving the planet, and then pretty much everybody else - 99.whatever% of the total - dies on schedule, probably still protesting that space travel is impossible. But the most capable cannibals - the fraction of 1% that can compete for food better than the others, survive - and human evolution takes a step forward after the weak ones are culled (eaten).
Then the space survivors of the great die-off swear off visiting the hell-holes called planets forever, or almost forever. Perhaps they fund "Earth Missions" from space to seek out and recover samples of surviving plant & animal species needed to further perfect the ecologies of the space habitats. Such "Earthnauts" would be highly trained professionals, psychologically prepared to face the hostile, uncontrolled environment of a planet, an unimaginably dangerous, unmanaged environment, with horrors such as WEATHER, CLIMATE, FLOODS, EARTHQUAKES, VOLCANOES, and possibly the ultimate horror: CANNIBAL DEMOCRATS.
The space habitats will watch with bated breath the live TV coverage. They will place bets about how many days the intrepid Earthnaut will survive, how many species he will recover and preserve in his landing craft, before the Earth natives, all with savage painted faces and teeth filed to points, make supper of him. Then the takeoff of the landing craft will be remotely triggered, the precious DNA of the mission target species recovered, and a monument will be erected to the brave man who perished in the Hell called Earth.
Now the raging debate resumes: Are planetary missions worth the cost? Could we not use that money to add sublevel 14 to cylinder 2347? Certainly those unfortunate occupants of sublevel 14 will have to endure increased cosmic radiation plus (shudder) almost 0.6 gravities of constant simulated gravity! We will of course, fill the new level with drones who have never worked and never completed their education. They have to have a motive to work themselves into a better environment with lower gravity and better shielding, after all.
Did you hear about the scandal in the zero-G hockey playoffs? The captain of the VonBrauns...