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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '*') Vioilgone. Vioilgone is indicated for use in the treatment of “peak oil” and resultant “energy collapse” caused by decreasing energy returns on energy investments. Vioilgone is particularly useful in treating panic disorders experienced by commuting suburbanites who have become hysterical when pumping gasoline. As with many medications of the Type C-24 class, there is considerable variation from patient to patient in the amount of medication necessary for treatment. Initial dosage is determined by the degree of the patient’s dependence on petroleum, the patient’s state of denial and the depletion of the patient’s assets. Vioilgone is initially administered at a filling station, although switchover to subcutaneous injection is recommended within 48 hours. Vioilgone will increase feelings of generalized “well-being” and certain beneficial hallucinations like “technology will save us”.

Vioilgone should be stored in barrels at room temperature. Its active ingredients are biodiesel 2%, lead acid extracted from old Toyota Prius batteries 6%, soy bean oil 12%, GMO ethanol 4%, uranium 235 30% and methane gas 40% from Washington DC. Inactive ingredients are: helium, hydrogen and reprocessed cow manure. Vioilgone is an antidepressant with sedative effects. It inhibits the petroleum pump membranes necessary for energy uptake. Vioilgone is excreted through the exhaust pipe. Care should be taken when reducing intake of Vioilgone due to the respiratory shock that can be caused by the perception of earth’s energy reality.

[Tanada]

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