by kpeavey » Fri 04 Apr 2008, 02:27:32
PMS wrote:$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')fter all, do you know how to milk a Steppe mare?
I recall a government training film on exactly that subject:
1) Have your equipment at the ready, fully sanitized
2) Approach the Steppe Horse cautiously from the left side
3) In a soothing voice, speak to the animal, say things like "You are a good horse" or "You are a pretty horse"
4) Offer the thing a couple of drinks, take it out dancing, become One with the horse.
5) Apply 500 cc Sodium Pentabarbitol, Ketamin, or Ruhipnol, as needed.
6) Have your way with the beast, let it know who's the boss.
7) Say things like "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Head for the mountains"

With warm hands...
thats all I remember
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--for ever."
-George Orwell, 1984
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twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
-George Yeats