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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 16:55:57

Yeah, I'm in a dire mood. Sometimes I get so tired of shaving. The Gnostics were right. This world was created by an evil demiurge. In heaven, we won't have to shave, crap, or wipe our asses. And there won't be any evil fish that swim up your dangling participle.
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby Grifter » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 17:12:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 't')hat's not true. In heaven we all become cats and then we are destined to lick our own asses into perpetuity. And what is worse cats have barbed participles.


it takes away the taste of the food

and i like shaving, but then I do have ginger face hair.
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 17:29:00

I'm sorry, but this idea that in heaven we turn into cats licking our asses is just not acceptable to me. That's not how it's supposed to work. Toxoplasma gondii is one reason, but there's others too.
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby NEOPO » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 17:29:57

who wants to post a pic of their hairy faces? :)
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby Pops » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 17:35:52

HaHa, PMS you come up with some doozies!

I shave on memorial day and labor day weekends, in the winter I don’t touch the stuff because it is warm and in summer I use the clippers on it only on Saturdays because face sweat tickles a bare face.



As far as cats go, I haven’t had much luck teaching newborn kittens to swim…
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 17:50:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'H')aHa, PMS you come up with some doozies!
Hey Pops, howzit going? So I guess the little kitties don't fare too well with you?
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby Pops » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 18:07:30

Hi, PMS,
Like the old song said:
Gotta sit on a sack of fertilizer to raise an umbrella,
But we are still here so everything OK


Yea, crap, pstarr, we inherited a pile of cats with the place- $30 to send them to the shelter x 30 cats when they will get the same end in the end.

Ain't pretty but I ain't gonna feed 'em and I ain't gonna eat 'em so...


I gotta have a few beers before the swimming lessons, tho...
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby JPL » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 18:16:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'Y')eah, I'm in a dire mood. Sometimes I get so tired of shaving.


Then don't. I haven't shaved in 20 years and have never found having a beard to be an impairment in either business, social or sexual life. (Plus you save 10 minutes each day).

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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby Narz » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 19:38:43

I thought this was gonna be a thread about peak-razors. :lol:
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby NEOPO » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 19:41:11

I am pretty sure PMS started this thread so I would post the following video.

burning beard

My beard is going white real damn fast, thanks PO.COM!!!
Bet you cannot guess my age, in this existence that is 8)

Peak fucking razors, of course!
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby threadbear » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 20:24:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 't')hat's not true. In heaven we all become cats and then we are destined to lick our own asses into perpetuity. And what is worse cats have barbed participles.


And what is even worse than barbed participles?-- They have barbed tongues! Ouch
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby NEOPO » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 20:55:21

This is the he-man woman haters thread and we dont like no stinking bears neither! 8)
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 21:22:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'P')ops, around here you can get the adult cats denatured for free and re-release them where they de-mouse but don't pre-cat.


i am all for that...but only as long as it is equal opportunity denaturing!
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 04 Sep 2007, 20:00:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('JPL', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'Y')eah, I'm in a dire mood. Sometimes I get so tired of shaving.


Then don't. I haven't shaved in 20 years and have never found having a beard to be an impairment in either business, social or sexual life. (Plus you save 10 minutes each day).

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This just occurred to me, JPL, if you haven't shaved in 20 years, then you should look like these ZZ Top guys.

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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby Pops » Tue 04 Sep 2007, 20:07:54

Pstarr, you know we would be your neighbors except for a few bucks and a few million too many folks - who are way too close and paying for all those services your county can't.

I kinda like it here, cats and all.


Just saw PMS's post and need to go dig out some ZZ Top....
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 04 Sep 2007, 22:15:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '
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Well you can't "top" this one
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Re: Hair On Your Face

Unread postby JPL » Wed 05 Sep 2007, 11:47:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '
')Just saw PMS's post and need to go dig out some ZZ Top....
Well you can't "top" this one


Naah cm'on everyone knows those ZZ beards were glued on! They were, weren't they? Ummm....

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