[Schweinshaxe]

I have fingers. You have fingers.

Look at your fingers! Nails, possibly dirty nails. Clean nails. Cortney Cox has clean nails.

Sweat! Bicycling through Europe. Sweat, pride, remote viewing. 12 years old, fever, remember old. I remember. Do you remember?

I am the Oracle. I can see through the black wall.

I can see. it Criminal World, I can see it. I can see the flower breaking through the tarmac. I know why it did that. I know how it was possible. I know the power of dreams. Every now and then, you have to crawl through a narrow place to get to somewhere. It's in your dreams. You dream this! What does it mean? I know that you have this dream. You have to crawl through something narrow to get to the place you want to go to.

Ask me questions, I am the Oracle. I can answer your questions.

Any questions.

[dinopello]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'L')ook at your fingers! Nails, possibly dirty nails. Clean nails. Cortney Cox has clean nails.

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', 'W')hat need(s) do finger nails fulfill ?

[dinopello]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', ' ')I don't know what it is yet but I'm trying to find out.

[rangerone314]

What if you dream of a camel passing through the eye of a needle?

[timmac]

Schweinshaxe is a Fruit Cake, go look at some of his past post, this guy is creepy, why he is allowed to continue to post here is beyond me..

[2cher]

If I remember reading correctly, Smallpoxgirl loves him, and many of the the moderators adore him.

[timmac]

Schweinshaxe wrote this below on another fourm and if he is loved by many here than I am on the wrong site for sure :
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')color=#0000BF]You should learn Swedish instead. Swedish is the new world language because Sweden has the most handsome transvestites in the world, or shemales as they also are called.
Imagine being able to discuss peak oil with a handsome Swedish shemale while you play [color=red]Text deleted-adult content.[/color].

It's also very good to be able to speak Swedish is you want to buy a combine harvester from a Swedish farmer. Maybe the Swedish farmer sells his combine to finance his sex operation. Who knows why he sells his combine. It's his problem!

The Swedish Royal Bureau of Statistics has concluded that about 27 % of all Swedish farmers are transvestites.[/color]

[davep]

He's a better value loon/savant than Raphael was, anyway.

[timmac]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'S')chweinshaxe might be mad, crazy, interesting, a poet or a madman. I don't much care because he doesn't resonate with me. You however are most undoubtedly just a functionary, a minor player in retail ponzi scheme and exist for no other reason than to promote, facilitate, and finalize the last great wealth extraction of dying empire, from a fragile and perhaps terminal ecosystem. I prefer aesthetes to good germans.

[da23]

why does your cheese have funny holes in it ?

[Aaron]

why?

[efarmer]

I ciphered on this until I smelt rubber burning Schweinshaxe.
The best I can come up with is you did some sort of New Age
rebirthing ritual and channeled Dr. Strangelove during a deep
schnaps trance. My guess on the fingers part is 4.

4 big fat fingers of schnaps.

Oh yeah, I feel sorry for them Swedish farmers, bouncing along on
the tractor, thongs wedging up in the tush, false breasts attempting
to escape their constraints and fly out of their overalls, and the mascara,
mixing with the sweat and running down their rugged, agrarian, countenance.
And the bravery, to wear pantyhose, full well knowing the chigger gauntlet
one must traverse in the path from the farmhouse to the fields.

The Monty Python lumberjack is but a wimp compared to these men.

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I') ciphered on this until I smelt rubber burning Schweinshaxe.
The best I can come up with is you did some sort of New Age
rebirthing ritual and channeled Dr. Strangelove during a deep
schnaps trance. My guess on the fingers part is 4.

4 big fat fingers of schnaps.

Oh yeah, I feel sorry for them Swedish farmers, bouncing along on
the tractor, thongs wedging up in the tush, false breasts attempting
to escape their constraints and fly out of their overalls, and the mascara,
mixing with the sweat and running down their rugged, agrarian, countenance.
And the bravery, to wear pantyhose, full well knowing the chigger gauntlet
one must traverse in the path from the farmhouse to the fields.

The Monty Python lumberjack is but a wimp compared to these men.

[AlexdeLarge]

Schweinshaxe has excellent taste in mustard.........I will be forever grateful.

[rangerone314]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AlexdeLarge', 'S')chweinshaxe has excellent taste in mustard.........I will be forever grateful.