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Re: What if...

Unread postby NEOPO » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 05:03:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'T')here is a cure for autism spectrum disorders - you kill the kid and get your asses in bed and get to work making another.

I have been diagnosed with AS, don't kill the messenger here, this is the "cure" that more than one doctor and organization have talked about, just not so plainly.

What if you were a dumbass?

I am friends with not one, not two but 3 adults who are parents to children with autism I must say that this is one of the most insensitive things I have heard here in a while I see you are aware of your own "defect", the final "solution" yet are still "gimping" about so what gives?
< does a reverse of the "THIS IS SPARTA" 300 speech but kicks Plants down the well anyways>
Damn it, this is the WHAT IF thread! obey the rules! :twisted:

What if you were wrong and Kristen was right yet you did not realize it until after you had killed the "weak" off?
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Re: What if...

Unread postby Grifter » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 05:23:26

What if the world realised that rights were not given but merely taken away?

What if I get that job I went for, and become normal? :shock:
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Re: What if...

Unread postby Newsseeker » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:55:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('purcatty', 'l')ets see.
autism was one in 1500 20 years ago
now it is 1 in 100

of course it is something to do with the environment.


There is the same speculation about Parkinson's Disease.
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Re: What if...

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:40:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', '[')b]What if you were a dumbass?


Yes. I think that is the question you should be asking NEOPO. As for the entire world being a conspiracy against you, if you really believe that, then just off the top of my head, I'd say you should be locked up and medicated so that you don't go on a rampage blowing away all the other people in the shopping mall because you believe they're agents of Larry Silverstein.
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Re: What if...

Unread postby NEOPO » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:50:08

Its the freakin "what if" thread.
Could you please try to play along?
No no, lets get personal.....

Do you think I am surprised to see this kind of response from you?
Buying into the thought crime mentality and all that well yeah thats what we do to our enemies, we marginalize, we degrade and we violently oppose.

Like I have stated many times its a miracle some of you folks even "get" PO and I am not surprised when you do not get much else and do pretty much nothing but support the status quo.

No SPG you have me all wrong as I have alot to live for, do not want to hurt anyone and am moving toward sustainability which I see as "doing the right thing".
Maybe thats why you attack me as you do as there is very little else for you to grip fast to.

Your bit in the HIV thread was weak, your bit in the 911 thread was weaker and your overall mental capacity seems to have peaked!

Wow I am so impressed by your professionalism here I think I am going to puke.

What if po.com could do better then this?
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Re: What if...

Unread postby PrairieMule » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:20:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', '
')What if po.com could do better then this?


State of Confusion Fortune Cookie say: What if the profound sound of one man's pearl of wisdom is in reality the screeching noise of gravel caught in his brother's brake pad?

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Re: What if...

Unread postby Zardoz » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:04:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'C')hill Neopo, Chill.

He can't.
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Re: What if...

Unread postby Niagara » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:27:35

What a stupid thread.
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Re: What if...

Unread postby Madpaddy » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:50:52

What if my aunt had balls?

She'd be my uncle.
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Re: What if...

Unread postby Hawkcreek » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 18:40:42

What if a frog had wings -- he wouldn't bump his ass so much.
"It don't make no sense that common sense don't make no sense no more"
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Re: What if...

Unread postby Jack » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 18:57:34

What if - the universe was two-dimensional? We'd all be flat broke.

What if - squares had a constant radius? We'd have circular arguments.

What if - pie are square? We'd have round cornbread.

What if - the Sun didn't come up? It'd be a dark day.

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Re: What if...

Unread postby NEOPO » Thu 19 Apr 2007, 22:05:42

At least some people know how the game is played :)

What if monkeys came from us?
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Re: What if...

Unread postby SevenTen » Sat 21 Apr 2007, 09:08:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'W')hat if ASD was sometimes clearly hereditary, having been passed down within a family over at least 4 generations, and not everything was black and white?

What if an open-ended, cheap-energy-subsidized culture allowed four generations of ASD, while in a harsher environment the condition would have ended with the first generation?

What if the "clearly hereditary" condition was caused by an unidentified environmental or social pollutant which every generation had been exposed to?

What if human culture thrived for hundreds of thousands of years until the dawn of civilization, when we traded quality for quantity?

You're right, things aren't always black and white.
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Re: What if...

Unread postby SevenTen » Sat 21 Apr 2007, 09:15:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', '[')b]What if you were a dumbass?


Yes. I think that is the question you should be asking NEOPO. As for the entire world being a conspiracy against you, if you really believe that, then just off the top of my head, I'd say you should be locked up and medicated so that you don't go on a rampage blowing away all the other people in the shopping mall because you believe they're agents of Larry Silverstein.

What if the world isn't a conspiracy against NEOPO, but instead a conspiracy against every free-thinking, independent, potentially radical individual, of which NEOPO is only one of many?

What if your tendency, doctor, to turn to back-end, grafting solutions such as locking someone up and medicating them, is an endemic part of the overall societal problem?

Most people don't know how to play the what-if game, it seems. :lol:
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Re: You are elected *World Emperor* !

Unread postby Tanada » Sat 21 Feb 2009, 09:07:13

I would place 60 large fusion warheads in low earth orbit equidistant from one another, then on Christmas Eve I would detonate all of them at once dropping humanity back into the Iron age instantly.

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One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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Re: You are elected *World Emperor* !

Unread postby Ludi » Sat 21 Feb 2009, 10:20:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tanada', '[')size=125]I would place 60 large fusion warheads in low earth orbit equidistant from one another, then on Christmas Eve I would detonate all of them at once dropping humanity back into the Iron age instantly.

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Re: You are elected *World Emperor* !

Unread postby Ainan » Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:42:18

Either this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i-7AxJb4OE
Or prehaps lead the whole world into a new age of enlightenment and peace. Whatever I feel like at the time really. Oh and start a space program.
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