by ReverseEngineer » Sun 22 Mar 2009, 18:53:46
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('patience', 'Q')uote:
"...plenty of civilizations have collapsed...."
That's true, but I wasn't in the MIDDLE of it at the time, and don't want to be now.
Oh come on. You have been given a free ticket to the BIG SHOW. The once in a millenia collapse of a civilization! You are one of the few with a Box Seat to watch the Tower of Babel fall. OK, 6B isn't all that few, but lets gloss over that point, shall we? You get to listen to Nero fiddle as Rome Burns. OK, maybe Obama can't play the violin, but we can gloss over that one also. We have Clowns at the Fed and Treasury that would put Barnum and Bailey and Emett Kelley to shame. No rollercoaster at 6 Flags will fall as fast as the sinking dollar. Forget the rubbernecking at a car crash or the Demolition Derby, we get to watch entire car COMPANIES crash and burn. No Blockbuster film will have lines as long as the Soup Kitchens coming soon to a Theatre Near You. You thought the Gunfight at the OK Corral was something? Just wait for the Shootout in the Walmart Parking Lot as the Zombies and the Doomsteaders fight it out for that last Twinkie!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of All Ages, Ringling Bros/Barnum & Bailey Circus
PRESENTS for your entertainment its GRAND FINALE BIG SHOW, "TEOTWAWKI"!!!!!
Reverse Engineer