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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby threadbear » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:03:57

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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby dinopello » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:10:44

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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.


:lol: This is hilarious - I had a response queued up about the idea of "Wholesome" sex, but didn't send it. Like drinking a glass of warm milk.

Passionate, nasty, raunchy (on the odd nights) is the way to go.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby Plantagenet » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:11:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.


Wholesome is amoebas budding Hahahahah! ROFL.

Thanks Threadbear. I knew there was a good joke in this weak little topic somewhere!
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby threadbear » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:14:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.


Wholesome is amoebas budding Hahahahah! ROFL.

Thanks Threadbear. I knew there was a good joke in this weak little topic somewhere!


MMmmmbaby, I love it when you talk that way. Lateral gene transfer is so grody!
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:15:41

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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby joelcolorado » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:27:11

Sex is fun
Sex is exciting and

Sex is messy....

haha
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:33:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('joelcolorado', 'S')ex is fun
Sex is exciting and

Sex is messy....

haha
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby Plantagenet » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:56:12

August 5th 911 call

Operator: 911

Hunter: Hi. I'm being followed by some paparazzi and it's extremely dangerous. I have a small child in the car with me. I just turned around and they’re still following me.”

Operator: And what are they doing?

Hunter: “They almost got in two wrecks following me. They are trying to take photos of me and completely harassing me.”

Operator: What is your name?

Hunter: Rielle Hunter.

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On the tape, Hunter could be heard trying to protect the identity of her 6-month-old daughter Frances.

Operator: Why are they trying to take pictures of you?

Hunter: Because they are trying to prove someone is the father of my baby who's not.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby Plantagenet » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59:20

"Think how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people."

— Saki
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby joelcolorado » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:39:11

Okay she is sposed to be so smart...but not smart enough not to get knocked up.......

OR...smart ENOUGH TO...get knocked up by a billionaire?
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby Plantagenet » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:46:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('joelcolorado', 'O')kay she is sposed to be so smart...but not smart enough not to get knocked up.......

OR...smart ENOUGH TO...get knocked up by a billionaire?


Why do you think she is smart? Rielle Hunter became well known in the 90s as the archetypal dumb blond drug-crazed do-anything NYC party girl ---she even appears in one of Jay McInneries novels as a stoned-out-of-her-mind fun girl.

Fun -- yes. OOooohhhhhhh Yeeeeeaasaaaahhhhhhhhh, baby!

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Smart -- no.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby threadbear » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.


:lol: This is hilarious - I had a response queued up about the idea of "Wholesome" sex, but didn't send it. Like drinking a glass of warm milk.

Passionate, nasty, raunchy (on the odd nights) is the way to go.


Yep. Plantagenet--You make it sound like eating a bowl of granola with a glass of orange juice. I guess if you had someone grab your foot and tickle you at the same time, you could guffaw and blow chunks of cereal out of your nose. Otherwise...not very raunchy!
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby Plantagenet » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:10:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.


:lol: This is hilarious - I had a response queued up about the idea of "Wholesome" sex, but didn't send it. Like drinking a glass of warm milk.

Passionate, nasty, raunchy (on the odd nights) is the way to go.


Yep. Plantagenet--You make it sound like eating a bowl of granola with a glass of orange juice. I guess if you had someone grab your foot and tickle you at the same time, you could guffaw and blow chunks of cereal out of your nose. Otherwise...not very raunchy!


Whats "raunchy" about sex?

Its a natural human function.

Sex combines mild exercise with sensual pleasure with visual appreciation of the glorious esthetics of the naked human form.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby threadbear » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:18:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
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Sex is a wonderful wholesome healthy fun activity......at least for most people.


Wholesome? I think not. Kind of the antithesis, if you're honest with yourself. Wholesome is amoebas budding.


:lol: This is hilarious - I had a response queued up about the idea of "Wholesome" sex, but didn't send it. Like drinking a glass of warm milk.

Passionate, nasty, raunchy (on the odd nights) is the way to go.


Yep. Plantagenet--You make it sound like eating a bowl of granola with a glass of orange juice. I guess if you had someone grab your foot and tickle you at the same time, you could guffaw and blow chunks of cereal out of your nose. Otherwise...not very raunchy!


Whats "raunchy" about sex?

Its a natural human function.

Sex combines mild exercise with sensual pleasure with visual appreciation of the glorious esthetics of the naked human form.

There you go again, trying to turn the pleasantly grosse into something right out of a Good Housekeeping advice column. Please....The glorious esthetics of the naked human form? Have you seen the group photos of middle aged Dukabors, stripped naked, in the middle of a corn field, protesting materialism? The greatest aphrodisiac ever invented is clothing! :lol:
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby joelcolorado » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:26:15

I LOVE sex but it is messy. Sheets get all wet and sticky, have to shower...hhahahahahahahahahh
sure dont think bout that when we do it tho
or the consequences with a baby
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby dinopello » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:45:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
')Its a natural human function.


You somehow make sex sound incredibly boring and disgusting at the same time - a natural human function, like a bowel movement.

Do you consider it performing some duty ?

Never mind, I'm not checking this thread again, it creeps me out.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby threadbear » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:47:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
')Its a natural human function.


You somehow make sex sound incredibly boring and disgusting at the same time - a natural human function, like a bowel movement.

Do you consider it performing some duty ?

Never mind, I'm not checking this thread again, it creeps me out.


Same. I turn myself right off! 8O
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:11:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
')Its a natural human function.


You somehow make sex sound incredibly boring and disgusting at the same time - a natural human function, like a bowel movement.

Do you consider it performing some duty ?

Never mind, I'm not checking this thread again, it creeps me out.
From mouth to anus through a tube, fluids, juices, ingestion to excretion, all disgusting. Gnostics said it a long time ago, this world was created by an evil demiurge and they were branded heretics by the hopeful. And what was the hope? That we rise again to eat some more. Moldy old skeletons would rise from their graves to consume and defecate forever. heh heh, is that grim enough? Gotta admit that a nice home made hamburger with garlic and smoke sauce and pickles and lettuce and tomatoes and then a nice healthy crap in the porcelain bowl ain't bad. As for sex, well, nothing like a good spinal rinsing, every nerve tingling. But let's not go down the Penthouse Letters alley.
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby Plantagenet » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:37:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '
')Its a natural human function.


You somehow make sex sound incredibly boring and disgusting at the same time - a natural human function, like a bowel movement.

Do you consider it performing some duty ?

Never mind, I'm not checking this thread again, it creeps me out.


Same. I turn myself right off! 8O


Not me. I'm a fantastic specimen of human perfection.....a virtual biologic ferrari!

Ski. Rollerblade. Hike. Bike. Fish. Sex. Motorscooter. Mountain climb. Nude sex in the mountains. Nordic track. Rowing machine. Night train to Rome. Sex. Sidewalk cafe in Paris. Sex. Sex. Sex.

The human body is a fantastic paen to the perfectability of evolution and the glory of unbridled pure clean nature!
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Re: Senator Edwards Busted

Unread postby Plantagenet » Mon 25 Aug 2008, 19:23:17

As the democratic convention begins: Sleazebag Edwards shunned by his former aides and supporters

"please forgive me" says Edwards..."never talk to me again" say his ex-supporters

Mr. $400 haircut still needs to come clean...take the paternity test, admit the baby is his child, make financial provisions to raise his own child, and apologize to everyone he lied to.

The least John Edwards can do is take responsibility for his own love-child.
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