[Schweinshaxe]

Is it true that prehistoric human races such as the Homo erectus and Homo habilis could be living inside black holes somewhere in the Universe?

The Universe is enormously large and so mysterious to us contemporary humans and keeps its secrets so well hidden from our curious eyes. Would it be even remotely possible that someone or something brought our ancestors from Mother Earth in a spaceship to a new home inside a black hole? I'm guessing that it would have to be a super massive black hole, such as the black holes scientists think could exist in the centre of most of the galaxies in the universe. I don't think a black hole created from the collapse of a large star would be potent enough to house all these presumably aggressive man-apes which were roaming the Earth eons ago.

If they now live inside a black hole, how did Homo sapiens eventually emerge? They couldn't have disappeared before we humans started to walk on two legs and stick our dirty little fingers into bees nests to collect honey. Our ancestors must have evolved into us pale and sometimes morbidly obese useless pieces of shit human beings.

According to the theory of evolution, a male Homo erectus had sex with a female management consultant from Kansas, the star of Bethlehem was lit (some researcher think that it was in fact a supernova) and the first man-child was born. I may be confusing evolution with creationism here but that's basically what happened. I think this could be proof that we humans lived side by side with our prehistoric ancestors, at least for a while, until they were taken away.

I think that the Large Hadron Collider was built just to be able to look into black holes. Just as particles, no matter how far away from each other, can be entangled (what Einstein called "spooky interaction at a distance"), I think we are entangled with our ancestors inside the black hole. I'm maybe entangled with the handsome Homo habilis dude who invented fire and clay. SPG is maybe entangled with a cute li'l Australopithecus africanus chick. I think that's what the smart-asses with the white helmets and pale blue jump suits in Geneva are trying to prove. The possibility of quantum teleportation perhaps.

The worst thing if this theory is true is that the obnoxious American-Japanese physicist Michio Kaku will be on TV constantly saying he was right all the time and promoting his books. I don't like Michio Kaku.

What do you think?

[timmac]

Yea that sounds like you have spent to much time reading to many sci-fi books.

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('timmac', 'Y')ea that sounds like you have spent to much time reading to many sci-fi books.

[timmac]

Well I am not a believer in evilution, but I also have never heard of anything like what you have posted other than somthing from a sci-fi book or movie..

[Carlhole]

I think you better lay off the jimson weed a spell.

[Ainan]

I think you're nuts Schweinshaxe. Not from Frankfurt are you?

[rangerone314]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'T')he worst thing if this theory is true is that the obnoxious American-Japanese physicist Michio Kaku will be on TV constantly saying he was right all the time and promoting his books. I don't like Michio Kaku.

What do you think?

[centralstump]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', ' ')I don't like Michio Kaku.

What do you think?

[eXpat]

That is not entirely true, Hechees live in black holes and they created the human race through gene selection, but humans never lived in black holes, is too cold and dark for us. All the rest is true including the consultant from Kansas.

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', ' ')SPG is maybe entangled with a cute li'l Australopithecus africanus chick. I think that's what the smart-asses with the white helmets and pale blue jump suits in Geneva are trying to prove.

The worst thing if this theory is true is that the obnoxious American-Japanese physicist Michio Kaku will be on TV constantly saying he was right all the time and promoting his books. I don't like Michio Kaku.

What do you think?

[TheAntiDoomer]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')The worst thing if this theory is true is that the obnoxious American-Japanese physicist Michio Kaku will be on TV constantly saying he was right all the time and promoting his books. I don't like Michio Kaku.

What do you think?