$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Maddog78', 'H')a, reminds me of a well we drilled offshore Phillipines in the early 90's.
It was an exploration well off of Palawan, a new area.
It was a big deal so they brought out the Bishop in a chopper to bless the rig and sprinkle holy water all around.
His prayer went along the lines of "if there is not oil there now, we must all pray very hard and God will put oil there before the drill bit reaches it, all we have to do is pray"
Evidently we didn't pray the right way because it was a dry hole.

This would be funny if it wasn't quite so pathetic.