-Being that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego Blocks so kids can play with him for a change.
-Not sure if it's true but I heard MacDonald's is running a special in his honor. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
-America is the only country where a poor black boy can die a rich white woman.
-MJ's cause of death was actually food poisoning.....................................He ate a 12 year old wiener
-Farrah Fawcett dying wish to God was "Please, save the children". God granted her wish that same day.
-When was it time to leave MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
-MJ will not be buried or cremated; he will be recycled into plastic grocery bags, so that he will always be white, a good recycled plastic product and dangerous to children!
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