[Serial_Worrier]

I just discovered that TEOTWAWKI and I'm panicking! What should I do?

[bencole]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Serial_Worrier', 'I') just discovered that TEOTWAWKI and I'm panicking! What should I do?

[Narz]

I'm shocked you're shocked. You don't seem the type serialworrier!

[Nefarious]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ')What should I do?

[Quinny]

Nefarious - despite being scared of your avatar, but tending to agree with much of what you say, I'm to be honest shocked by your response - how you could suggest such a course of action is in my opinion disgraceful. I cannot think how you forgot the Viagra!!!! (with the cocaine it's a similar effect to a pneumatic drill)
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nefarious', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ')What should I do?

[Daniel_Plainview]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Narz', 'I')'m shocked you're shocked.

[RdSnt]

He needs to add more fibre to easy that serial worry

[Schmuto]

I'm not shocked.

Frankly, I'm so God-damned cynical, if a turtle walked up to me wearing a taupe bandanna and shot me in the calf with a saw-offed shotgun while screaming, "viva la reptiliance!" I'd only be mildly shocked.

[TWilliam]

Must be Friday...

[the48thronin]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Serial_Worrier', 'I') just discovered that TEOTWAWKI and I'm panicking! What should I do?

[jasonraymondson]

[patience]

SerialWorrier,

No biggie. I've been in shock for some years now, at the state of the world and its' direction. Shock isn't so bad, once you get used to it. DO something that you are convinced will improve your lot. Best answer I've found.

Come to think of it, I could use some help on the old doomstead, if you're interested? Should be very therapeutic, at least for me. You may get something out of it too!

[kpeavey]

Worry no more about the shock. It will soon give way to an overwhelming feeling of helplessness, followed by inexplicable depression, ending with a general numbness although some doomers report a tingling sensation when watching Oily Casandra on Youtube.

[Auntie_Cipation]

Come on, people, be practical -- if we're all sufficiently shocked, all we have to do is figure out how to power our homes with it!

[sittinguy]

what the hell you gonna do with the hookers? for one you would kill yourself with a pound of coke, and 2 your weener would look like a frightened turtle for like a week with that much blow.

just do what I do when you feel the doom , buy a few more cases of toilet paper

[Quinny]

I've already fixed his mistake.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('sittinguy', 'w')hat the hell you gonna do with the hookers? for one you would kill yourself with a pound of coke, and 2 your weener would look like a frightened turtle for like a week with that much blow.

just do what I do when you feel the doom , buy a few more cases of toilet paper

[TWilliam]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Auntie_Cipation', 'C')ome on, people, be practical -- if we're all sufficiently shocked, all we have to do is figure out how to power our homes with it!

[Nefarious]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('sittinguy', 'w')hat the hell you gonna do with the hookers? for one you would kill yourself with a pound of coke, and 2 your weener would look like a frightened turtle for like a week with that much blow.

just do what I do when you feel the doom , buy a few more cases of toilet paper

[Auntie_Cipation]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TWilliam', 'S')omething like this perhaps (which, incidentally, puts your avatar to shame Auntie):