by JJ » Thu 02 Apr 2009, 12:51:08
Philippine airline joke:
Pilot: Attention pasengers, we are going to have to put the plane down, 1000 miles east of Manila. Would all passengers who can swim, please get on the left side of the plane, and all passengers that can't swim, please get on the right side of the plane?
Passenger: Thats what I like about Philippine airlines, they always have a contingency plan...
Pilot: To all the passenger who can swim, Manila is 1000 miles to the west....to all passengers who can't swim, thank you for flying Philippine airlines....