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THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 05 Nov 2008, 23:03:53

John: Why are we we smirking?

Hilary: Hell if I know. Politics?

John: heh heh, you got me there!

Hilary: how are those old wounds doing?

John: ok, how about yours?
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Re: Caption this photo ( let's see your humor side )

Unread postby Daniel_Plainview » Wed 05 Nov 2008, 23:06:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', '[')img]http://www.drudgereport.com/hm.jpg[/img]


McCain: "Well, Hillary ... it seems that Obama actually fell for it"
Hillary: "I know ... I can't believe it. Looks like we got out just in the nick of time."
McCain: "Where are you headed?"
Hillary: "Well, Bill is looking into islands in the French Polynesia."
McCain: "Yeah, as soon as we dump our 5 homes, that's probably where we're headed."
Hillary: "Ummm, John, you own 7 homes, not 5."
McCain: [winks]
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Re: Caption this photo ( let's see your humor side )

Unread postby Nefarious » Wed 05 Nov 2008, 23:09:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', '[')img]http://www.drudgereport.com/hm.jpg[/img]


In unison .......SUCKERS!
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Re: Caption this photo ( let's see your humor side )

Unread postby kam3Oen » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 16:31:04

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Obama Zombies (Humour)

Unread postby deMolay » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 18:14:27

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/o ... _obsessive
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Re: Caption this photo ( let's see your humor side )

Unread postby PrairieMule » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 18:34:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', '[')img]http://www.drudgereport.com/hm.jpg[/img]


John McCain is telling Hillary with his eyes that he has a room at the Marriott and 6 hours to kill before flying home to Phoenix.
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Re: Caption this photo ( let's see your humor side )

Unread postby da23 » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 19:47:31

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They haven't even noticed our uniforms and badges lieutenant they think we care .............
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Re: Obama Zombies (Humour)

Unread postby Zardoz » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 19:53:38

The Onion continues to put out gem after gem. I've sent that link to a half-dozen people so far. What a classic!
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Re: Caption this photo ( let's see your humor side )

Unread postby Ferretlover » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 20:16:40

John: thinking "Wouldn't she be surprised to learn that me winning this election has already been arranged?"
Hillary: thinking "That old fool! He actually thinks he has a chance of winning!"
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Re: Obama Zombies (Humour)

Unread postby deMolay » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 20:19:21

Pretty deadly satire I thought. I was a little apprehensive as I think some of the people in the video actually post on here.
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Re: Obama Zombies (Humour)

Unread postby heroineworshipper » Fri 07 Nov 2008, 21:06:41

They were zombies before the election, too. Once GM gets its SUV bailout, he's gonna plug electrodes into Americans & use them as batteries to power Chinese electric cars. They're saved by Oooobs.
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peakoil.com jokes

Unread postby Narz » Wed 31 Dec 2008, 19:31:29

Why was Monte going stir-crazy living in a bunker with Roccman?

[spoil]He was getting Catton fever! :lol:[/spoil]

Corny, yes, so make up your own.

Keep 'em playful & light... or not... maybe mods can split off questionable jokes to the Hall of Flames.
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dutch/chinese proverb

Unread postby phaster » Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:06:58

usually I don't forward eMail, but I figure why take a chance on not
winning the lottery, hehehehe if ya read the following eMail message below which I just got yesterday you'll understand.
Basically though I thought it was appropriate sentiment for not only the bourgeoisie who had lots of "Irrationally Exuberants" during the last economic bubble, but the sentiment is also appropriate for all those suprime lenders and borrowers, who lost sight that money is an end all and be all. IMHO money should be looked at as just another tool which should be used with care and deliberation! BTW happy year of the ox to everyone...

> WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE, BUT NOT A HOME
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> WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A CLOCK, BUT NOT TIME
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> WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BED, BUT NOT SLEEP
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> WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BOOK, BUT NOT KNOWLEDGE
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> WITH MONEY YOU CAN SEE A DOCTOR, BUT NOT GOOD HEALTH
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> WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A POSITION, BUT NOT RESPECT
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> WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY BLOOD, BUT NOT LIFE
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> WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY SEX, BUT NOT LOVE
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> THIS CHINESE PROVERB BRINGS LUCK IT ORIGINATED FROM THE NETHERLANDS
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> THIS PROVERB HAS GONE 8 TIMES AROUND THE WORLD, NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO HAVE GOOD LUCK ONCE YOU HAVE RECEIVED IT.SEND A COPY TO THE PERSONS THAT REALLY NEED LUCK, DO NOT SEND MONEY, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT BUY LUCK, AND DO NOT KEEP IT FOR MORE THAN 96HRS (4 DAYS)
> HERE ARE A FEW EXAMPLES OF PEOPLE THAT GOT LUCK AFTER RECEIVING THE PROVERB:
> CONSTANTIN, GOT HIS FIRST IN 1953, HE ASKED HIS SECRETARY TO MAKE 20 COPIES.
> NINE HOURS LATER HE WON 99 MILLION IN THE LOTTERY IN HIS COUNTRY.
truth is,...

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Re: dutch/chinese proverb

Unread postby bratticus » Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:47:34

> WITH MONEY YOU CAN
> BUY A BED, BUT NOT SLEEP

Lunesta.
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Humor Relief For The Economy - Political Cartoons

Unread postby drgoodword » Sun 08 Mar 2009, 17:05:55

Lots of good ones at this blog page.
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Re: Humor Relief For The Economy - Political Cartoons

Unread postby bencole » Sun 08 Mar 2009, 23:34:39

LOL! These are great! thanks.
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Re: Humor Relief For The Economy - Political Cartoons

Unread postby AAA » Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19:37

I love them...
How can Ludi spend 8-10 hrs/day on the internet and claim to be homesteading???
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Re: Humor Relief For The Economy - Political Cartoons

Unread postby bencole » Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43:11

LOL, awesome thread!, good job!
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Re: Humor Relief For The Economy - Political Cartoons

Unread postby Oat » Sat 14 Mar 2009, 00:44:34

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