by pedalling_faster » Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:09:33
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I') debated this with myself, post it or not? The fact is we kill to eat. Then we shit and have to wipe our asses. It does get tiring. I'm tired and sick of wiping my ass. Could go totally vegan but you'd still have to shit and wipe your ass. So what do we do when we can't buy any Charmins?
well, a checker named Fred at Safeway, for some reason, decided to elaborate on just this subject.
says his family was poor when they were growing up, and they used books. just tore the pages out and wiped away.
i suppose the books served multiple purposes. gave them something to read while they were sitting.