by ReverseEngineer » Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:42:11
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')Why does Hawaii suck? Sounds like paradise on Earth to me. Of course, I'm sure it could be made a whole lot better if they would double the min wage for all those "hospitality" workers, as well as taxing the f*ck out of all those 1000's of richies that live there in their mansions to make the cost of living more affordable for the rest of the Hawaiian folk. A truly socialist Hawaii really would be paradise on Earth.

I always had that perspective myself, and perhaps once you get yourself away from the south side of Oahu it might still be. However, yesterday's observations from a Mall overlooking Pearl Harbor might give you some pause.
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Reverse Engineer', '[')b]Uber Doomer takes a Vacation: Part 3
As it turns out, my bag was one of the ones left behind, though supposedly it will arrive sometime this afternoon. Hopefully it gets delivered to my friend's house sometime tonight.
Now for some of my first impressions of Hawaii.
While this place might once have been an Island Paradise, for Oahu at least that time is long since gone, paved over in the era of Big Oil. For anyone considering this as a Bug Out location, fuhgettaboudit. There are more people stuffed on this island than live in all of Alaska, the traffic is horrendous and the houses and condos are packed together like Sardines. I feel an incredible sense of claustrophobia everywhere, its impossibly built up. Waikiki Beach is wall to wall people, just like Rockaway Beach or Coney Island in NY were 30 years ago on a hot summer's day.
Although Hawaii made its money in the time since WWII as a tourist trap, its real purpose remains just what it was then, a harbor and staging post for projection of military force toward the Asian continent. For the last 3 months, the bases here have been on full alert and are running exercises simulating a full scale war in the Pacific. About the only thing that can save Hawaii would be some kind of Wartime Economy, although it is still a mystery to me how that will be financed.
The signs are here that Hawaii is about to get flushed down the toilet with the mainland, moreso than Alaska so far. The newspaper is literally full of foreclosures, more than 5 pages of them. On the morning news radio, they reported there were so many Unemployment Claims in the last month that the Unemployment Office had to Hire more people to process the claims. Interesting situation when the only job opening are processing jobless claims. How long before Hawaii runs out of Unemployment Money for the Tourist workers?
My big excursion for the day after a briefing in the morning for my AIG, CIA and NSA Handlers was Brunch and shopping at the Mall with some of the Illuminati.

at a Mall overlooking Pearl Harbor. Talk about feeling like you are walking among Zombies.
Most of the shops are still open in this Mall and there is still good foot traffic through it but you can already see from the number of BIG DISCOUNT signs on chains like American Outfitters that are already in bankruptcy that these shops will begin closing soon. Macy's is one of the Lynchpin stores, and they already closed one branch on Maui. When these stores start closing, the Mall will become even more dangerous than it currently is, and I had a real sense of danger as the Mall Rats started to fill the Atrium after school let out. I have already been warned a half dozen times not to leave anything in your car, it will be broken into. Property theft is systemic here. Like most tourist traps, behind the veneer is rampant poverty, just the well fed American version at the moment. As I took my laptop out to type this post, all of a sudden about four 13-16 year old Pincushions with Tattoos sat all around me on the couches and chairs nicely placed for weary shoppers. Maybe it was just coincidence, but my Radar from my years growing up in Hell's Kitchen was SCREAMING at me "Danger Will Robinson!" I didn't make eye contact, just continued typing for a few more minutes, called some of my friends shopping in the mall and spoke loudly enough to let everyone around me hear I was NOT ALONE. "I'll meet you upstairs in a few minutes", followed by calmly packing my laptop up and walking away, staying away from eye contact. Left the Mall without any incident, but it definitely gave me the willies. I simply cannot imagine what this place will be like if/when the food deliveries and fuel deliveries stop or even how its going to be when there is still fuel and food but Unemployment runs out for the parents of these Mall Rats.
Perhaps its a little better on the other islands, and once the power is off in Honolulu people will start to distribute out over the islands, and maybe they can pull in enough fish to keep the die off within reason. However, Honolulu is so dense that once they don't have pumping going for their sewage systems it will be an instant cesspool. I took a few wrong turns today and drove thru some of the older sections and it feels like Calcutta. Its still hasn't devolved to violence or disease, but it has the smell of Death all around it. I hear the Hoofbeats of the Horsemen in Hawaii.
Reverse Engineer