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Best Break-Up Lines
Re: Best Break-Up Lines
by bratticus » Thu 01 Jan 2009, 07:43:58
[flash width=425 height=344]http://www.youtube.com/v/1Q-iMKBKPDI[/flash]
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Re: Best Break-Up Lines
by kankin » Thu 01 Jan 2009, 07:51:44
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'I') was dating her for about 3 weeks. She was yammering about something her and her stupid friends did, which as normal, made me want to slit my throat.
I spoke
You bore me
Then I turned around and walked away.
She burst into tears.
I kept walking.
I spoke
You bore me
Then I turned around and walked away.
She burst into tears.
I kept walking.
I went out with a guy who was so boring, he could have won awards. Put you to sleep instantly. Not only was he stubbornly and aggressively mundane, he'd "entertain" people with stories about how his "daddy"- used to beat up Indians when he was a cop, and how he and the other cops actually got kind of a kick out of it.
So one night after hearing one too many times, that Pakistani immigrants angered him, I looked at him and said. I'm giving you exactly 30 seconds to say something relevant, and if you don't I'm going to get violent. He chose to sit there, like a deer in headlights, so I aimed my purse square at his head, nailed him and then chased him out of my house and half way down the driveway. I was completely sober, btw. It felt so darned good.
Did he call back in the morning and aski if everything was ok?
Did he ever discuss peak oil with you?
Sounds like a fun evening.
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Re: Best Break-Up Lines
by kankin » Thu 01 Jan 2009, 07:57:05
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cudabachi', 'A')n x sister-in-law of mine said a boyfriend of hers once left the house to buy cigarettes and never came back.
Looks like her sister was a looser too.
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Re: Best Break-Up Lines
by bratticus » Thu 01 Jan 2009, 10:18:01
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'H')e chose to sit there, like a deer in headlights, so I aimed my purse square at his head, nailed him and then chased him out of my house and half way down the driveway. I was completely sober, btw. It felt so darned good.
Good thing you are anonymous 'cause you just confessed to assault and battery.
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