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Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Carlhole » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:56:52

Are PajamaGrams REALLY the fastest way to get your woman to take her clothes off? I'm skeptical.

Yours truly,

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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Jotapay » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:43:23

Inquiring gorillas want to know. :razz:
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby dinopello » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30:01

There are worse ways to go.
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Carlhole » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:27:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '[')url=http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/VideoPage.aspx]There are worse ways to go.[/url]


Wow, sponsored by the jewelry store at JC Penney's - that was an expanded commercial designed for the web, wasn't it?

I figured that Pajamagram TV commercial was a total crock.
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby perdition79 » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:17:30

There's always diamonds.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/

"We are building a religion; we are building it bigger. We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes."
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby BigTex » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:20:34

I have heard that tequila causes some womens' clothes to fall off.
:)
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Jotapay » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:24:00

I always thought it was 500 pounds of dry food in sealed containers, a bunker, 10,000 rounds of ammo and a water collection/filtration system?
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Carlhole » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:52:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jotapay', 'I') always thought it was 500 pounds of dry food in sealed containers, a bunker, 10,000 rounds of ammo and a water collection/filtration system?


All the things you women take your clothes off for cost a lot of money.

[align=center]IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!![/align]

That Pajamagram thing sounded like a pretty good hack. But I guess it's just another example of taking advantage of the gullible!
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby BigTex » Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:56:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jotapay', 'I') always thought it was 500 pounds of dry food in sealed containers, a bunker, 10,000 rounds of ammo and a water collection/filtration system?


Reba says:

Me so horny.

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:)
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby mercurygirl » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 01:26:36

Female Race. :lol:
No, no PJs for me. Marketing, and pretty weak, although I'm sure they've made some money. Grandma could have made a lot of quilts with all the excess clothing flying around.
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Zero-point » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 01:29:52

What I want to know is if there is a die off, won't the female race have to repopulate the earth?
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 01:41:32

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jotapay', 'I') always thought it was 500 pounds of dry food in sealed containers, a bunker, 10,000 rounds of ammo and a water collection/filtration system?


SWOON!

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"We were standing on the edges
Of a thousand burning bridges
Sifting through the ashes every day
What we thought would never end
Now is nothing more than a memory
The way things were before
I lost my way" - OCMS
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby mercurygirl » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 02:21:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Zero-point', 'W')hat I want to know is if there is a die off, won't the female race have to repopulate the earth?
Repopulate isn't exactly the idea.
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby threadbear » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 02:56:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jotapay', 'I') always thought it was 500 pounds of dry food in sealed containers, a bunker, 10,000 rounds of ammo and a water collection/filtration system?


No pole for pole dancing? And I don't mean the Libinsky brothers.
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Carlhole » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 03:54:01

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jotapay', 'I') always thought it was 500 pounds of dry food in sealed containers, a bunker, 10,000 rounds of ammo and a water collection/filtration system?


No pole for pole dancing? And I don't mean the Libinsky brothers.


I don't think yer talkin' 'bout no polka neither there, theadbear.
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Zero-point » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 07:49:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Zero-point', 'W')hat I want to know is if there is a die off, won't the female race have to repopulate the earth?
Repopulate isn't exactly the idea.


It may not be the idea but it's a lot more fun.
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Quagmire » Sat 20 Dec 2008, 08:10:35

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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'N')o pole for pole dancing?

No more pole dancing... the poles are melting, :( ...
except for the ones my pole beans are growing on.

BTW, I think Lapland is also melting so no more lap dancing either.
No more land of a thousand dances,
but the new dance is the bunker-down!
:-D
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:45:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Quagmire', '.')
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'N')o pole for pole dancing?

No more pole dancing... the poles are melting, :( ...
except for the ones my pole beans are growing on.

BTW, I think Lapland is also melting so no more lap dancing either.
No more land of a thousand dances,
but the new dance is the bunker-down!
:-D
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This is a very funny post but the question wasn't about dancing, it was about how to get some particular member of the Female Race to take off all of her clothes. Some suggestions were liquor, precious jewels, even a bunker with guns and food and ammo, heh heh. Other ways might include being a gynecologist, being a famous singer/celeb, strip poker, deception, love, going to a nudie bar like Al Bundy, being mean, being nice, getting married.
Turn those Machines back On! - Don Ameche in Trading Places
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby Quagmire » Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:10:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')his is a very funny post but the question wasn't about dancing, it was about how to get some particular member of the Female Race to take off all of her clothes.

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With questions of this depth and scope, it helps to take a look at evolutionary biology...
I like the analogy of the bower bird: build a great bunker, show your plumage & strut your stuff.
The key is not any one thing, the key is to keep trying different things:
Show them your palette of possibilities.
The effect is cumulative, so persevere and don't give up! 8)
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Re: Dear Female Race,

Unread postby mercurygirl » Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:59:23

Indeed.

No PJs, but don't forget the 3 Cs, right PMS? Wink, wink.
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