by kpeavey » Fri 12 Dec 2008, 00:18:51
I went out with a girl back in college, her father did whatever he did at the US Naval Observatory in Arlington, VA. I have no idea what he did, and the girl I went out with has nothing whatsoever to do with my story, so I'll just get on with it...
The US Naval Observatory in Arlington, VA is the timekeeper for the country. The keep track of time with sand in hourglasses, stopwatches, wind up alarm clocks and some really awesome tools like vibrating quartz and Xenonarific Atomic clock type of devices. These guys have some really cool toys, but truth be told, they are kinda dull at parties. Nonetheless, whatever time these guys say it is, thats what time it is. They'll spend years deeply involved in calculations in order to keep the time accurate to a fraction of a second. Kinda like tripping over a buck to pick up a nickel.
Anyway, as the standard reference of timekeeping, other timekeeping systems which need a standard reference use the USNO. The USNO keeps everyone on the same page by broadcasting a signal over the radio, a short wave band. They don't play Mozart, or Chopin or Billy Idol, nor do they play hip hop, top 40 or jazz (that's JAZZ, baby!) They certainly don't broadcast Limbaugh. They simple repeat the time, spoken in English followed by a precisely measured BEEP. Systems which use this broadcast as a standard reference include various governments, the military, scientists and engineers, astonomers, and some very particular chefs who want their biscuits to bake for juuust the right amount of time. Microsoft also uses this as their standard time reference, as do cell phone, television and communication companies. Chances are your computer, whether or not you want it to or even know about it, will make contact with the Microsoft timekeeping webthingy and keep your computer up to date, in about a milisecond.
The only place that does not use this time reference, as far as I can tell, is my employer. Seems they are always 10 minutes ahead of me in the morning and an hour slow around quitting time. The men ask me what time it is and I tell them "Time to get back to work you sorry arse sombich," thats when I kick something to look tough. The clock never stops, and even though I am always watching the clock, at the end of the week, sometimes my time has disappeared. This often ends in a conversation between me and my employer concerning the 2nd law of thermodynamics and sometimes temporal singularities. In the end, Time is Money, I put in the time, show me the money or I'll burn this place to the ground.
Time is an abstract concept at best. A day can last forever, but a lifetime goes by so fast. Measure the seconds, a watched pot never boils. Measure the paychecks, it zooms by and its tax time again already?! Remember way back when? Seems like only yesterday.
So this year we make up for all that time spent living in the past. What will you do with your extra second? If you could be anyone or do anything, even for just one second, this is the time to do it. We only get a little bit of time here on earth, but if you spend it right, a little bit is all you need.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--for ever."
-George Orwell, 1984
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twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
-George Yeats