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Re: America's fattest city found

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Tue 25 Nov 2008, 02:57:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('galacticsurfer', '
')It's the stories you read about super big coffins
"supersized"$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('galacticsurfer', '
')or people needing to buy two ariline seats. Any anecdotes dudes? I don't live in the good ole USA anymore. The problem is normal is always changing so you don'T get surprised. say I was to catch a trip on a plane ot NYC or LA today or to Texas, what would I see after another ten years away?
The planes can't actually take off due to the weight of the passengers, so they taxi along the interstate highways from city to city.
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Re: America's fattest city found

Unread postby bratticus » Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:03:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('galacticsurfer', 'T')he problem is...
Problem? No...
America has vast untapped oil deposits trapped in the bodies of their land whales. An eco-friendly approach to the extraction of this natural resource could come in the form of solar powered rendering plants. One would simply need to insert the ambulatory oil depots into the center of a parabolic dish and allow clean, all-natural solar heat to drive the process. The oil that runs off would go to proudly power our energy-hungry hummering burbilicious crowds. The nostalgia invoked by returning to whale oil strikes a deep chord within us all as well. One day people will say that it wasn't an obesity crisis, it was an obesity opportunity.

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