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My mom does the craziest things...

Unread postby frankthetank » Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:36:02

Back in the day (70's?) her and my dad would drive around and throw panties and bras in people's cars (i'm guessing the windows had to be down).

Even to this day, she likes to make up fake wallets and put in fake credit cards and drop them in parking lots and stores. She has a huge stockpile of senior pictures of family friends. She likes to put these in them too.

Every Christmas my older brother tells the story of how my mom karate chopped the Christmas tree. After she did that my grandpa had to fix the tree. Each year the amount of air she caught gets higher and higher.

Its funny how you only remember the crazy things people do (she isn't dead or anything....)

Its good to laugh as much as possible.

carry on :)
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Re: My mom does the craziest things...

Unread postby Eli » Thu 13 Nov 2008, 01:27:21

Ok that needs to be fleshed out a bit more please.

Throwing bras and panties in peoples cars? why?

I won't makes jokes about your mom needing meds because mine is already on them.
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Re: My mom does the craziest things...

Unread postby jboogy » Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:36:28

My Mom has the strange habit of discussing medical (discharges, gangrenous rot, excretions, etc.) and/or other gross stuff after she's finished eating, but while everyone else is still eating. I don't want to believe it's intentional, but it happens so often that I sometimes wonder. [smilie=eusa_think.gif]
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Re: My mom does the craziest things...

Unread postby frankthetank » Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:03:45

Don' t ask me? I think that was there way of having fun....

She is crazy, ive known that for a long time...

One time at a family get together she pulled out a pair of panties that looked like they belonged to Monica Lewinsky... I guess its just expected at this point.
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