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Americans are so funny

Unread postby gandolf » Mon 03 Nov 2008, 23:49:00

I would like to be the first person to thank the american people for the hilarious entertainment for the last 3 years.

Only america could have an election that takes longer than the actual term of office and put people like

John (I'm even to old to go to an old age home) McCain and Barrack (I have a name that will at least catch the attention of the D#@mb s#%^ts) Obama Forward to lead their country....

And if that comedy wasnt funny enough they pull in the lovely Sarah at the end to add to the laughs...

Its not your financial acuman that makes you the laughing stock of the world its your political system.

I guess however that even your greatest theatrical performer Ronald MacDonald would be better than BUSH!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby Zardoz » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 00:52:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gandolf', '.')..Its not your financial acuman that makes you the laughing stock of the world its your political system.

I guess however that even your greatest theatrical performer Ronald MacDonald would be better than BUSH!!!!!!!!!

Really hard to understand how somebody from a country that chooses John Howard to lead their government can be quite so judgmental:

Good riddance to John Howard

You apparently aren't aware of how unquestioning Howard's support of Dubya was. He was a Bush lapdog, much like Tony Blair:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'B')ut nothing captures the core corruption and dishonesty of John Howard -- and that of other blind supporters of the war in Iraq generally -- quite as vividly as a May, 2003 speech he delivered to the Australian parliament, in which Howard hailed the Greatness of George W. Bush and praised Bush's "Strength and Determination" for having led the "American-led coalition" to "Decisive Victory" in Iraq.

In doing so, Howard gloated about how wrong war opponents were, specifically condemning:

"...the way in which speaker after speaker [from the Labor Party] impugned [Bush's] integrity, assaulted his judgment, and called into question his ability to lead the U.S. in this very, very difficult conflict. History has proved them wrong."

Howard mocked the "infantile" objections of war opponents and "all of the[ir] doomsday predictions," which -- he boasted -- were "not realized." After all, Howard roared: "there were not millions of refugees" and "there was no long-drawn-out, bloody, Stalingrad-style, street-to-street fighting in Baghdad."

Of course, truly humiliating declarations of Victory like this -- combined with gloating decrees that war opponents were proven wrong because of how fast and cleanly we Won in Iraq without any of the problems the "naysayers" predicted -- are hardly rare in the U.S. either. Indeed, most of those who spewed such embarrassing tripe continue to do so today.

The ignominious defeat of John Howard had many causes having nothing to do with his disgraceful pronouncements on Iraq (though his triumphant opponent, Labor's Kevin Rudd, did pledge to begin withdrawing Australian troops from Iraq). Nonetheless, it is still satisfying to witness such a well-deserved ejection from power of one of the last political leaders slavishly loyal to the disastrous Bush/Cheney/neoconservative war agenda.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby gandolf » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 01:05:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Zardoz', 'R')eally hard to understand how somebody from a country that chooses John Howard to lead their government can be quite so judgemental:
You apparently aren't aware of how unquestioning Howard's support of Dubya was. He was a Bush lapdog, much like Tony Blair:

You may have missed it but Johnny (The eyebrow boy) Howard as we like to call him got chucked out on his arse... This was mainly due to the fact that Australians where sick of his kissing Bush's arse. (Bring back Coronation street I say)

This was even in face of the fact that he had repaid all Gov debt (Do you know what yours is). Ran a budget surplus (Do you know what that is?) had inflation low and was a really keen cricket follower (Bet you dont know what that is either)...

Good luck tonight because either way the result will still be a huge laugh to one and all.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 09:32:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gandolf', 'A')nd if that comedy wasnt funny enough they pull in the lovely Sarah at the end to add to the laughs...

what do you mean we're funny? are we here to amuse you? what are you saying we're some sort of clowns?
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby dinopello » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 09:45:06

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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby Arsenal » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 09:47:44

You know whats funny?? When a bunch of people descended from prisoners gets to vote in a free election. Keep laughing there mate.. because we are right there with ya.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby eastbay » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 11:03:26

Shut Your Trap you internet monitoring and censoring bad person.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby dukey » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 12:52:30

Sarah Palin nicely sums up the American people.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby gnm » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 13:39:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dukey', 'S')arah Palin nicely sums up the American people.
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Wow, not generalizing or anything are you? :roll:
Blanket statements like that only expose your own ignorance.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby gandolf » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 19:11:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gandolf', 'A')nd if that comedy wasnt funny enough they pull in the lovely Sarah at the end to add to the laughs...

what do you mean we're funny? are we here to amuse you? what are you saying we're some sort of clowns?


Well damn I think hes got it!
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby dukey » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 19:16:06

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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby gandolf » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 19:26:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dukey', '[')img]http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3656.jpg[/img]


Which picture in particular would you like us to view?
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 19:52:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gnm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dukey', 'S')arah Palin nicely sums up the American people.
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Wow, not generalizing or anything are you? :roll:
Blanket statements like that only expose your own ignorance.
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I am american I live in the midwest.
He is not overly generalizing. In most ways, he is right on the money.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby Dawn » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 20:22:47

Stealing bandwidth is bad. That's a neat trick by the site and I don't see it happen often enough. But at least it wasn't a porn pic like the last picture I saw. :oops:
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 21:04:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dawn', 'S')tealing bandwidth is bad. That's a neat trick by the site and I don't see it happen often enough. But at least it wasn't a porn pic like the last picture I saw. :oops:

Not as bad as it use to be. $10.00 - $20.00 per gb of overuse.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby IgnoranceIsBliss » Tue 04 Nov 2008, 21:54:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gnm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dukey', 'S')arah Palin nicely sums up the American people.
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Wow, not generalizing or anything are you? :roll: Blanket statements like that only expose your own ignorance.
I am american. I live in the midwest. He is not overly generalizing. In most ways, he is right on the money.

I am american. I live in the southeast (aka "Bible Belt")
He is not overly generalizing. In most ways, he is right on the money. My husband and I were just talking about this. I feel like we are surrounded by idiots.
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby static66 » Wed 05 Nov 2008, 18:22:42

Don't want to be an American Idiot..... or an Australian Idiot....or a Bangladeshi Idiot.... The freakin idiots are everywhere....mate...
you have got to know that at least we are able to BELIEVE whatever we want to believe.... If you believe your situation in Australia is better than mine with the coming scarcities then you my dim-witted friend are the idiot. GOT WATER?

Good on ya mate!
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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby ohanian » Wed 05 Nov 2008, 19:09:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('static66', 'D')on't want to be an American Idiot..... or an Australian Idiot....or a Bangladeshi Idiot.... The freakin idiots are everywhere....mate...

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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby gnm » Wed 05 Nov 2008, 19:29:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('IgnoranceIsBliss', 'I') am american. I live in the southeast (aka "Bible Belt") He is not overly generalizing. In most ways, he is right on the money. My husband and I were just talking about this. I feel like we are surrounded by idiots.

I have been to a lot of different countries. Believe me the USA has no monopoly on stupid people. I meet none of his requirements. I know many who don't. They are Americans. Generalizations like that do no one any good.

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Re: Americans are so funny

Unread postby Pops » Wed 05 Nov 2008, 19:29:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dukey', 'S')arah Palin nicely sums up the American people.
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Now dukey, let's not get mean.

You only describe a segment of our population.

As you don't list your location we can't return in kind but I'd guess we could if you would.
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