[shortonoil]

Have a good evening ladies and gentlemen, we’ll “knock you up in the morning”.

[newbonic]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TWilliam', 'A')hem, yes... well...

4. The British film industry will no longer portray all Americans as cowboys, rednecks, trailer trash or Beverly Hills billionaires. Hollywood will continue to use "Mockney" and "Posh" British accents as this makes it easier for viewers to identify which characters are British. You can have Hugh Grant back. He's a lousy actor and we don't want him either. .

[charliebrownout]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('GASMON', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('charliebrownout', 'T')o any UK people, I've always wondered, just what exactly DID you think the first time you ever heard the term "fanny pack"?

[JPL]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('charliebrownout', '
')
Edit to add: To any UK people, I've always wondered, just what exactly DID you think the first time you ever heard the term "fanny pack"?

[KevO]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('JPL', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('charliebrownout', '
')
Edit to add: To any UK people, I've always wondered, just what exactly DID you think the first time you ever heard the term "fanny pack"?

[Denny]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Cashmere', 'T')here should be a rule that, if a person to whom you are speaking uses the word "like" more than 5 times in one sentence, you are allowed to smash them in their face.

[JPL]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('KevO', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('JPL', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('charliebrownout', '
')
Edit to add: To any UK people, I've always wondered, just what exactly DID you think the first time you ever heard the term "fanny pack"?

[the48thronin]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('KevO', '
')
fanny in th UK is a good mannered way of saying pussy - not the feline variety. So a fanny pack is something we assumed was only seen on nudist beaches and in porn films.
I once heard someone say,in the US, 'look at the size of her fanny'

[Madpaddy]

A Letter from an Irish Mother
Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this slowly because I know you can't read fast. You wont know the house when you get home, 'cos we've moved.

Your Father has a lovely new job with 700 men under him - he cuts grass at the cemetery. There was a washing machine at the new house, but it's not working too good. Last week I put in 12 shirts, pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since.

Your sister, Colleen had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out if it's a boy or girl, so I don't know if you're an uncle or aunt.

Your Uncle Mick drowned last week in a vat of Whisky at the Dublin Distillery. His mates tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated and it took four days to put the fire out.

I saw the doctor last week and your Father went with me. Doc put a glass tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for five minuets. Your Father wanted to buy it from him. It only rained twice this week, first for four days the second for three days.

We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the final payment on your Grandmother's grave wasn't paid in seven days - up she comes.

Your loving Mother XXXX

P.S. I was going to send you 10 Punt, but I'd already sealed the envelope.

[charliebrownout]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('the48thronin', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('KevO', '
')
fanny in th UK is a good mannered way of saying pussy - not the feline variety. So a fanny pack is something we assumed was only seen on nudist beaches and in porn films.
I once heard someone say,in the US, 'look at the size of her fanny'

[charliebrownout]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Madpaddy', ' ')....His mates tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated and it took four days to put the fire out.