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Unread postby Armageddon » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:15:36

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Let's see your humor side.
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Unread postby startswithearthquakes » Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:25:54

Holy sh!t, now that's a sticky wicket!
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Unread postby drew » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:48:01

Matt Simmons says "I used to have a problem with incontinence, but thanks to Depends, I'm doing fine!"



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Unread postby PrairieMule » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:34:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', '[')img]http://images.pennnet.com/articles/ogfj/cap/cap_mattsimmons01.jpg[/img]


Let's see your humor side.


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Unread postby Aimrehtopyh » Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:06:18

Stuart Smalley Saves The World from Peak Oil.
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Unread postby drgoodword » Sat 23 Aug 2008, 00:07:08

"You just don't get it, do you?"
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Unread postby Daniel_Plainview » Sat 23 Aug 2008, 00:18:01

"Did you ask about peakoil.com? Actually, I visit that site every day"
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Unread postby Dreamtwister » Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:48:32

I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57:01

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', 'I') just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!
can't top this one! :lol: btw, I called Geico for a quote. Three times higher than Mercury. And Mercury pays out if you need them. Some joyriders in a stolen car totaled my last car while it was parked. They paid up and didn't raise my rates.
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Unread postby TheDude » Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:01:32

You're going to enter a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework.
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And let me tell you something: I dig your work.
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Unread postby Nicholai » Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:21:35

"I'm not wearing any pants."
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Unread postby mklkatreeandleaf » Sun 24 Aug 2008, 09:14:32

Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
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Unread postby killJOY » Sun 24 Aug 2008, 09:29:43

"Of course the Iraq war is about weapons of mass destruction."
Peak oil = comet Kohoutek.
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Unread postby Armageddon » Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:13:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', '[')img]http://images.pennnet.com/articles/ogfj/cap/cap_mattsimmons01.jpg[/img]


Let's see your humor side.



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Unread postby drew » Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:25:35

LOL, glad to see there's other off colour minds here!
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:34:01

Hey, thats Matt Simmons. He's a Respectable Energy Biz Investment Banker. We shouldn't be a bunch of wanker guttersnipes. I've seen him on TV braving the scoffers on the business news channels trying to get the word out about Peak Oil. Remarks about him getting a hand job are highly inappropriate. As would be any remarks about blow jobs or rimming, etc.
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Unread postby joelcolorado » Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:36:49

"I've got the blue screen and the blue sweater and even the little blue pill. Now if I just had a woman".
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Unread postby killJOY » Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:39:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'H')ey, thats Matt Simmons. He's a Respectable Energy Biz Investment Banker. We shouldn't be a bunch of wanker guttersnipes.


Yet my remark about his subscribing to the WMD myth is truly his view. See Julian Darley's interview with him. It's somewhere on the Global Public Media website. I'm too lazy to look for the link.
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Unread postby Jenab6 » Mon 25 Aug 2008, 07:16:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', '[')img]http://images.pennnet.com/articles/ogfj/cap/cap_mattsimmons01.jpg[/img]

Let's see your humor side.

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